<![CDATA[Comments from Ichidou]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Ichidou]]> <![CDATA[Ichidou commented on "Milk" Squirting Comes To The Nintendo DS]]> @The_Foo: You're either extremely good at making shit up, or copied and pasted an article from Wikipedia, and switched up some key words.

Either way, I'm too lazy to check.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on "Milk" Squirting Comes To The Nintendo DS]]> This is FAR too suggestive. I can't believe they're getting away with releasing this on the super-family-fun DS. But remember Toki Doki? That game was nowhere NEAR perverted. I never actually played it, I just heard from the ways of the interwebs. Good be the same story here. Screenshots suggest that every tap on a girl is a different orgasm. But in reality, she'll scream something like "MIRIKU!!" or something extremely off-putting.

Five bucks says that it's a "CONDENSED" version of the "MILK" that's in our heads.

Yeah, okay, that was terrible.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on New Banjo-Kazooie Video Shows Upcoming Industrial Goodness]]> Sure the gameplay was pretty, but my GOD. That music was like, my childhood memories of the music in Banjo Kazooie/Tooie, but evolved a hundred times over. I don't own a 360, but I'll sure as hell pester my friends to lend me theirs so I can play this. I didn't even think I'd be remotely interested in the game until I heard that music. Why the music? Why?

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on A Look at Strong Bad's New Office]]> @pot3ntial2suck: also PC

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Bionic Commando Out On PC, Just Not On Steam]]> Is anyone actually GETTING the PC version?

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Spore Goes Gold For A Sept 7th Release]]> A red ring over the date, huh? Talking about the 360 version, I assume.

I kid, I kid. Sheesh.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Capcom "Contemplating" More Wii Ports]]> The hell does "CEI" stand for, anyway? "Capcom Emerica Indoors"?

With an acronym like that, Engrish is the only solution.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Lucasarts Totally Pissed Over Wii MotionPlus]]> UGH. Fuck, Nintendo! FUCK!!

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Sega Hits It Big In Japan With Phantasy Star Portable]]> THE ACRONYM OF PHANTASY STAR PORTABLE IS PSP!!!!

Lol.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Ubisoft Suing Disc Production Company Over Assassin's Creed Piracy]]> @MoeB: WHATS A FLOPPY??? :( :( :(

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on More On Bioshock's PS3-Specific Trophies]]> I would have bought this if Steam wasn't selling it for 15 bucks a week ago.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on The Expert Bias: Reviewing for a New Culture]]> You know, they really bring about a good point. Considering that the core audience for things like the Wii and DS are far greater than that of the hardcore gamer, it's never dawned on me that reviews for games for these people would be skewered by the judgement of game reviewers.

Now that the point has been brought up, I would personally love to see the editor's take on the game, plus give the game to someone else (Not another editor) and let them go hands-on for about an hour or two and see how they feel. Chances are that the casual gamer won't invest nearly as much time and energy into a videogame as someone that frequents this site, for example.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Playing to Perfection in Mirror's Edge]]> I enjoy the visual style quite a bit, and I'm also quite fond of the first person perspective (to everyone saying that it needs a third-person perspective, go play Assassin's Creed or Prince of Persia) and the main musical score that was featured in the trailer was stuck in my head for a week straight.

My only concern is how the game will remain fresh later on in the game, and also how quickly and context-sensitive you have to be to pull off moves like running up a wall or sliding under something. Wouldn't be such a big concern if it was in third person but the fact that it's in first-person brings about a slight worry that things might get a bit tricky.

Ah well, even if they do, I'm sure you'd just get used to it.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on PSP: 10 Million Sold (In Japan)]]> @KaneTaker: I heard dead head fred was pretty interesting, so I checked it out. Definitely some excellent writing.

Other than that, you have games like LocoRoco and Patapon, to games like Crisis Core and Monster Hunter.

There's plenty of good shit. The only thing is that the system is seriously lacking in some good RPGs. Crisis Core was hardly an RPG, and everything else is either a remake or a spin-off of something else

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on This Is The Sound of Afrika]]> @Providence: LMAO

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on David Hayter Begged Konami To Change MGS4 Stuff]]> @Sammo21: Is that a serious question? Well here's a serious answer. If Hayter voiced both, it'd be hella weird hearing two snakes talk to each other.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on USK Rates Still-Unannounced Ratchet & Clank Title]]> The images makes no sense to me!!! D:

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on More Screens and a Different Look at H.A.W.X.]]> @Nihon no Purin:

Xawesome

The X is silent

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Europeans Find Good Use For Wii Fit Board: Controlling WoW]]> You'd be kicked out of a guild if you played with the board.

I can only imagine how effective a balance board-guided healer would be in a raid

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Wii Update Castrates Twilight Princess Hack]]> Hah. It's like the PSP hackers vs. the sony patching department all over again.

Let the tug of war... COMMENCE!

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?]]> uuuuuuugh... I just finished MGS4....

No sleep.... need anti-depressants....

So guess I'm not playing anything this weekend :(

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on New StrongBad Gameplay Video, Screens]]> @LemonproX: If you're being serious, then you didn't get the joke.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Early Impressions: Crash - Mind Over Mutant On Wii]]> @Jeff Paine: Nearly every comment here is for you.

Even this one.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Fatal Inertia Speeding To PSN Next Week]]> Oh maaaaaan...
I remember this game :O

It's only coming out now, huh? Well, I'll give the demo a shot, but I'm really looking forward to Wipeout HD more.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Celebrate Father's Day In Middle Earth]]> This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

I mean, unless you and your dad are both gamers, then it's all fine and dandy, but if I try to say "Hey dad, let's go fishing!" to him, he'll pick up the fishing pole. Then I'll have to be all "NOOOOO daddy! I meant on the compooper! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"

And then he would probably proceed to pile-drive my face into solid concrete. That's my dad for ya.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Nintendo Denies Connection to Wii Fit Ass Vid]]> @sofiabudapest: what? A girlfriend that hates pants?

Don't we all?

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Metal Gear Retrospective, Part 5]]> Portable ops has one of the most tear-wrenching theme songs I've ever heard in a videogame. Miles above "Snake Eater" in MGS3.

mildly spoiler-ific video below

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on WoW Getting Achievements With Wrath Of The Lich King]]> Wow, as I walked in to the comments section, I was sure I'd be the only one really negative about this and everyone else would be all "YEAH! WoW! BEST MMO EVER NOW!!".

Colour me surprised.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Jimmy Kimmel Talks Bourne Conspiracy Game]]> Dude, if that guy was in it. I'd seriously, SERIOUSLY buy it. Simply out of principal.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Deoxys Coming To Gamestop]]> The great thing about having an R4 is having any and all the pokemans you want :)

For those ready to murder me, I have the legit copy of pearl as well.

Anyone want a pokeman of their choice?

(And yes, I delibarately call them "Pokemans")

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Rumor: LucasArts to Halt All Internal Development]]> Not a real big deal to me.

Am I the only one that thinks that The Force Unleashed looks like it's going to be a mediocre 3rd person action game that suffers from lag and clunky controls with the Euphoria engine as it's only major selling point besides the STAR WARS name branding?

I mean, Euphoria was in GTA4, and I only really appreciated it a small handful of times when I drove over someone and they responded in a particularly amusing way.

Ah well. I'm crazy, I guess.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on UPDATED — Opening Gameplay and MGS4 Unboxing, Start Menu Videos]]> reminds me of the time when I bought DS Lite a week before it was supposed to come out in a Zellers (not sure if that's beyond Canadians...). The lady that was running the electronics department was clueless, which made me very happy.

I ran over to my friends that worked at EB games (Basically the entire staff;I window-shopped a lot :P) and boasted about it. They thanked me for informing them, and they went and reported Zellers to Nintendo.

I made Zellers cough up god-knows-how-much money, and a person's job. I feel so bad about it :(

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented]]> @Nex Antonius: now now, people. Let's be civil and call it off.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Buy MGS4, Get This MGS4...Shopping Bag?]]> wow.... I NEED ONE!!!

...seriously.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on MGS4 2006 v MGS4 2008]]> Wouldn't it suck if Snake died via torch and hairspray?

I know Kojima loves his parallel plot points.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on So What's Our Metal Gear Solid 4 Surprise?]]> PLAY AS EMMA EMERICH!!! :D

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Ben Heck's One-Handed Controller Now On Sale]]> @futurebiblehero: I don't understand what you're trying to--

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....OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on Kojima Productions Responds to MGS4 NDA Complaints]]> This happened a bit too quickly, in my opinion. I think if anything, they're responding to Sessler's claims that Konami is aware that something is wrong with their product that they don't want reviewers to reveal. Just the style that the letter is written in makes me think that they're like "SHIT, THEY'RE ON TO US". Of course, maybe I'm just over-thinking things.

Also, I'm hoping there's an option to just install the entire thing as one big install as opposed to dividing it up. The wait will be painful, but compared to having to sit through 2-3 installs after every act...
I'd rather just feel the initial burn.

Could you imagine Devil May Cry requiring a different set of installations for various missions? Would've been ballsy.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on After Itagaki Announcement, Tecmo Stock Price Drops]]> @jihadjoe343: Shhh, they're japanese business men. I'm fairly certain they can mind-blast us from across the ocean.

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<![CDATA[Ichidou commented on After Itagaki Announcement, Tecmo Stock Price Drops]]> WHAT!? PEOPLE ARE SELLING THEIR TECMO STOCK??

wow... I NEED ONE!!!

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