Homage commented on Tiny Handlers In Eddie Murphy's Head Prevent Him From Attending 'Meet Dave' Premiere

""Eddie, he'll never admit it, but he loves to work."

Homage commented on Why No One Cares That Video Games Have Sex In Them

"What you just did was issue a sensible and deserved beatdown to the oft-ridiculousness of the legal furore surrounding objectionable content in games (rare in itself), but the fact that you did it without once shoehorning in some clunky-ass "hur hur look what clever nerds we all are" reference to that one particular lawyer who nerds will never shut up about ever just makes you the legends of the Internet."

Homage commented on Josh Homme Speaks To The Peanut Gallery

"Much more self-lionising PC-bashing and Hick-invocation and I'd be convinced I was back in the mid 1990s giving a shit."

Homage commented on Diddy, Did You Change Your Name?

"For a couple seconds toward the end there, he totally stares into an existential abyss such as that gazed upon by Karl Pilkington on a regular basis."

Homage commented on Watching Shows Through Other Peoples' Viewfinders: It Really, Really Sucks

"I was going to point out that your concerns re: mediated existence and reluctance to experience the moment as it happens were concerns expressed as far back as Neal Stephenson wrote nerd-transcendence manifesto In The Beginning Was The Command Line, but then I got to the other fellow's argument and my eyes filled with blood and steam shot out my ears."

Homage commented on Open-Ish Thread

"Third, about a week after it told me to."

Homage commented on Anti-Feministing: Debunking The Argument Against GTA IV

"Bingo!"

Homage commented on Anti-Feministing: Debunking The Argument Against GTA IV

"@devilcry2k6: I am so sick of this two-way out that lazy defenders of videogaming give themselves."

Homage commented on 'Ellen' Assistant Quits Job To Ride Rollercoasters

"The billboard (just to digress from discussion of Delbert's fate for a sec) is because people in New Zealand really, really likes they some Kill Bill and it's about to air on free television (and presumably the Government-owned network wanted to reassure people that some semblance of bloodiness may be preserved)."

Homage commented on Paramount Preps, Fanboys Revolt as Box Office Waits for 'Indy' Windfall

"Hang on, since when do nerds do anything about Spiderman 3 that isn't ceaselessly and tiresomely bitching about it?"

Homage commented on Art Alexakis & Some Guys Calling Themselves Everclear Escape To Guantanamo Bay

"Art Alexakis is the worst human being of the Twentieth Century."

Homage commented on Twee Gets Tough Thanks To Barack Obama, Arcade Fire, Iron Man, You?

"You know, I started out thinking he was muddying the boundaries between twee and choochy, went through having no fucking idea what the strangle little glyphs were that he appeared to be arranging into some sort of structure to try and convey meaning, and ended up loving this comment board more than anything. I still see Twee as pretty much exemplified by Donovan."

Homage commented on You Know Who Doesn't Suck? The Vines!

"I can't WAIT till the Vines set up a transcendental-meditation mecca in partnership with..."

Homage commented on 'Bioshock' Eludes Uwe Boll's Kiss Of Hacky Death

"If a game has no story whatsoever, it is given to Mr."

Homage commented on My Day Of Hanging With The Lizard King, Part One

"@mackro: Oh God, you just set up my Conundrum O' The Evening: who do I resent more, Morrison for foisting this shit immortally on an undeserving world, or Kiedis for doing it NOW?"

Homage commented on My Day Of Hanging With The Lizard King, Part One

"I honestly don't know who you feel you have to apologise to here."

Homage commented on Amy Winehouse will not be

"I should like very much for the Not Very Subtly Indicating Which Side Of The Argument He's On Through Photo Editing Award to become a regularly-awarded trophy. Also, I'm glad it's Ronson, cause for a couple of seconds it was HIM, and that was the last I heard of it."

Homage commented on Roger Waters: Littering For Obama

"@Chris Molanphy: Or, first he locks you in America and plays deeply unpleasant music in an attempt to break you, then he does a fucking leaflet drop telling you how to surrender."