That's actually printed on an insert, not on the book itself -- thank goodness!
Fortunately, that's printed on an insert and not on the guide itself!
I'll still be doing Meat Bun and will still be writing about video games. I'll just be doing it somewhere else! Thanks for the kind words. :)
Thanks for the kind words. I'll be around and on the internet soon, so you'll continue to hear from me in the coming weeks. :)
Thank you, sir! And people said you were just some crazy old wizard...
Depends on what kind of play style or build you like. I have invested most of my points in Vitality and Stamina so I can feel comfortable with melee and have a very high equip weight.

Only put points into dex/strength if you are using a weapon (or plan on using a weapon) that scales with those stats. Since I'm using lightning spear, my str/dex doesn't really matter.

If you're a magic user put your points into faith OR intelligence (there's a catalyst out there that lets you castle miracles based on int, for example).

Build up what you need to use the weapons you like and tailor to your play style.
Awesome. Too bad they wouldn't arrive in time for Halloween. :(
*sound of squealing brakes*

Yes. I think I WILL go buy those right now.
The story has been modified. Thanks for your concern.
Humanity is the only way. :(
I think it's worth plugging away at Demon's Souls a bit longer before you dive into Dark Souls. It's a beautiful game with many improvements, but it's considerably more difficult.
It is advertised to replenish your health over time. What it actually does it boost your HP by a small percentage.

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It is. Its ESRB description was just refreshed/updated.
Is there a link to the that particular game or any of the assets you recognize online? I'm not seeing anything recognizable on the Gamesalad site.