Play nice, or Crecente's going to take his forum and go home.
@RurouniQ:

"They just don't have any of the anti-African-American sentiments that are sprinkled in American culture."

Thanks for the laugh.

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You could buy a pretty high-end video card for that amount of money. ;)
Loved the first two; the vehicle physics still rank amongst some of the best ever.
"Don't forget Monolith made the Aliens Versus Predator FPS games!"

Only the second one; the first one was made by Rebellion. The Marine campaign from the first game was often an exercise in sheer terror.

AVP2 was good, but the scripted action and ability to save anywhere, anytime robbed it of a fair amount of tension.

F.E.A.R. was a good game, but it wasn't scary at all.

Hey, Monolith: where's my Blood 3? ;)

Why are people shocked that dialog written by CliffsyB wasn't deep and meaningful?
The kid is just confirming what the fans always knew, but never wanted to admit.
Just use some whiteout on the "8" on the box from last year's edition and make it look like a "9."

Problem solved.

These aren't reviews: they're comedy routines about games.
At least the maps are free.
@Candlejack:

Don't get too excited. It'll probably just be an Ace Combat clone with Clancy's name slapped on it.

"Units shipped" isn't the same as "Units Sold."
Have any of you guys heard of AYBABTU? It's hilarious and fresh!
I'm glad I play PC games, so I don't have to put up with the hassle of patches and updates.
Indigo Prophecy would have been better if it didn't have all those ridiculous minigames, although seeing "GET READY!" flash on the screen every two minutes did help draw attention away from the awful story.
Blowing the dust off the Wii when a big game finally comes out is the most likely cause.
Is Yahtzee British or Australian? Someone please tell me!
@Spiffyness:

You forgot Sid Meier; oh sorry, he doesn't make console games.

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