<![CDATA[Comments from Eville1]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Eville1]]> http://kotaku.com/people/Eville1 http://kotaku.com/people/Eville1 Eville1 commented on Uwe Boll's Best Idea Ever @SigmundTheSeaMonster: I'm still trying to make sense of that. I mean, granted, the primer charge is what did it, but he was shot in the chest.

Unless you're counting on all the zombies getting shot in the face. I mean, that's what you're supposed to go for anyway.

]]> http://kotaku.com/389860/uwe-bolls-best-idea-ever#c5666346 http://kotaku.com/389860/uwe-bolls-best-idea-ever#c5666346 Tue, 13 May 2008 09:28:01 MDT Eville1 commented on New Pirate Classes In PotBS Ninja Pirate Cyborgs ftw.

]]> http://kotaku.com/389859/new-pirate-classes-in-potbs#c5666192 http://kotaku.com/389859/new-pirate-classes-in-potbs#c5666192 Tue, 13 May 2008 09:22:39 MDT Eville1 commented on Call of Duty 5 To Feature "New Military Theater" @NPlace: Haha and that's the tame version of most of my epithets. :D Puts a bad image in your head huh?

]]> http://kotaku.com/388958/call-of-duty-5-to-feature-new-military-theater#c5665432 http://kotaku.com/388958/call-of-duty-5-to-feature-new-military-theater#c5665432 Tue, 13 May 2008 08:55:32 MDT Eville1 commented on Uwe Boll's Best Idea Ever Only if I get to chew on Uwe's head. I'd say his brains but come on, I'd starve.

]]> http://kotaku.com/389860/uwe-bolls-best-idea-ever#c5664892 http://kotaku.com/389860/uwe-bolls-best-idea-ever#c5664892 Tue, 13 May 2008 08:31:48 MDT Eville1 commented on Microsoft Opening Up Lips (And More) Tomorrow? @Raziel Dune:
"My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!"

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008769/microsoft-opening-up-lips-and-more-tomorrow#c5655610 http://kotaku.com/5008769/microsoft-opening-up-lips-and-more-tomorrow#c5655610 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:34:59 MDT Eville1 commented on Microsoft Opening Up Lips (And More) Tomorrow? Niiiiiiice Hotlips.

I watch way to much MASH.

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008769/microsoft-opening-up-lips-and-more-tomorrow#c5655583 http://kotaku.com/5008769/microsoft-opening-up-lips-and-more-tomorrow#c5655583 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:33:36 MDT Eville1 commented on Call of Duty 5 To Feature "New Military Theater" Just so people know, the history channel put out a Civil War game and it sucked hairy moose cock.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388958/call-of-duty-5-to-feature-new-military-theater#c5617132 http://kotaku.com/388958/call-of-duty-5-to-feature-new-military-theater#c5617132 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:31:54 MDT Eville1 commented on Gore Verbinski Making BioShock Movie An Ayn Rand blowjob of a movie? No thanks.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388784/gore-verbinski-making-bioshock-movie#c5614323 http://kotaku.com/388784/gore-verbinski-making-bioshock-movie#c5614323 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:54:53 MDT Eville1 commented on THQ Gets Marvel License - Sort Of @Nawara_Ven:
Reversed. A teeny tiny head and a GIANT SET OF STILL WITHERED LEGS!

]]> http://kotaku.com/388431/thq-gets-marvel-license-+-sort-of#c5601195 http://kotaku.com/388431/thq-gets-marvel-license-+-sort-of#c5601195 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:16:54 MDT Eville1 commented on Mysterious Tag Virtuoso Creates Mario Homage @Derigor: Like TBA crew from the 70's and 80's NYC type bombing. Or, "painting" or "spray painting" if you will. I'm more of a multi layer stencil and space spray type of guy. Although multi layer stencils with no underspray is a pain in the ass.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388605/mysterious-tag-virtuoso-creates-mario-homage#c5600804 http://kotaku.com/388605/mysterious-tag-virtuoso-creates-mario-homage#c5600804 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:04:54 MDT Eville1 commented on Mysterious Tag Virtuoso Creates Mario Homage Piecing is and always will be more of a skill than tagging any day of the week. Bombers put hours into the designs before they even go up and at least twice as much time as that to actually do them. Add poor lighting conditions (easier to get away with at night, and to get away if you have to run.) and often difficult to reach places and you have my utmost respect.

..Yeah I did one of my design finals on bombing. I've never done anything even close to this level though.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388605/mysterious-tag-virtuoso-creates-mario-homage#c5600194 http://kotaku.com/388605/mysterious-tag-virtuoso-creates-mario-homage#c5600194 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:45:19 MDT Eville1 commented on THQ Gets Marvel License - Sort Of I just want the Ultimate Alliance based on the Civil War story arc. Or possibly the whole skrull thing going on now.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388431/thq-gets-marvel-license-+-sort-of#c5590930 http://kotaku.com/388431/thq-gets-marvel-license-+-sort-of#c5590930 Thu, 08 May 2008 08:47:49 MDT Eville1 commented on id Software Begins Production on Doom 4 @relic1980: Haha oh man I remember WADS. My favorite being the evil dead remake with all the swearing included.

That and the cross over cable to link two pcs with DWANGO and running batch files. Ah good old 14.4 Kbps. days.

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008142/id-software-begins-production-on-doom-4#c5576718 http://kotaku.com/5008142/id-software-begins-production-on-doom-4#c5576718 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:31:53 MDT Eville1 commented on id Software Begins Production on Doom 4 Can we have some sweet melee and body slamming moves? I thought Dwayne Johnson and Karl Urban deserved oscars for that.

...hah.

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008142/id-software-begins-production-on-doom-4#c5576390 http://kotaku.com/5008142/id-software-begins-production-on-doom-4#c5576390 Wed, 07 May 2008 13:19:48 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @dabu: By the way, when I referenced Sam Jackson as Nick Fury I was actually referring to the comic book and I had quoted someone else.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5574575 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5574575 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:21:53 MDT Eville1 commented on A 70-year-old's Take on GTA IV @Garrison Dean, King Awesome: Heh, I met my current ex as a game tester for *insert evil empire joke here.* She was more into games than I at that point. You kinda luck into it I guess. If the whole ex status is any indication though, they all be crazy man!!!

..Fun times though, walking into a gamestop and watching mr counter nerd drool over my girl.

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008054/a-70+year+olds-take-on-gta-iv#c5574369 http://kotaku.com/5008054/a-70+year+olds-take-on-gta-iv#c5574369 Wed, 07 May 2008 12:15:03 MDT Eville1 commented on A 70-year-old's Take on GTA IV That's ..actually heartwarming. Nice read.

I'd love to get my dad into COD4 or something similar but I've found that with some (note, some, not all.) Service veterans, they don't want the reminder of what they went through. My pops doesn't deny me the pleasure of playing, but he won't join me. I totally understand where he's coming from.

]]> http://kotaku.com/5008054/a-70+year+olds-take-on-gta-iv#c5572441 http://kotaku.com/5008054/a-70+year+olds-take-on-gta-iv#c5572441 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:13:07 MDT Eville1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line @Clarke: I stopped gaming on a pc a year ago. Don't get into a pissing contest about uber fanboyism. I'm not going to list e-credentials.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571459 http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571459 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:39:51 MDT Eville1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line @Clarke: Clarke, I am indeed saying a four cylinder is comparable to a six cylinder in the fact that they both get you from point a to point be and go at least 60 MPH. Everything else is personal preference. There is absolutely nothing telling you; "If you want to drive on this new highway we just built with your tax dollars you have to have a car that was purchased in the last two years."

]]> http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571393 http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571393 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:38:37 MDT Eville1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line @Grive: I see what you're saying as social status vs playing the latest and greatest are both wants and not needs. The only problem is, will the 2,000 dollar car do eight mph just like the 50,000 dollar car? Yes. It may have worse gas mileage and other problems but it still fits your basic need of travel. An old graphics card on the other hand will not support the latest game. Driving and playing games are really not the best things to compare. That old 63 stingray will blow the doors off the new kia.

..And I don't play games for social status. That's almost the antithesis of game playing if society is to be believed :p.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571338 http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5571338 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:36:47 MDT Eville1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line @Clarke: Yeah well, the roads don't require the latest and greatest car for you to drive on them now do they? Bad analogy. When a new game comes out, for it to look and run at top speed you need to replace that graphics card you bought two years ago with the new one that cost 500 bucks.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5570777 http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5570777 Wed, 07 May 2008 10:16:00 MDT Eville1 commented on NVIDIA Dumbing Down Their Product Line @DigitalHero:

Only if they integrate more than just graphics cards into a solution. While I wouldn't mind seeing a pc revival I think the biggest issue is the constant stream of upgrades you have to spend your money on. I don't believe that will ever go away either.

]]> http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5570054 http://kotaku.com/388039/nvidia-dumbing-down-their-product-line#c5570054 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:48:47 MDT Eville1 commented on UK Mother Blames Nintendo For Badly-Behaved Kids On a side note, this is the same lady who believes you shouldn't attempt to reprimand her kids for just being kids.

[www.dailymail.co.uk]

riiiiight.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387269/uk-mother-blames-nintendo-for-badly+behaved-kids#c5533242 http://kotaku.com/387269/uk-mother-blames-nintendo-for-badly+behaved-kids#c5533242 Mon, 05 May 2008 15:18:54 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release So here's the supposed release schedule and a little bit extra from iwatchstuff.com:
The Incredible Hulk - June 13, 2008
Iron Man 2 - April 30, 2010
Thor - June 4, 2010
The First Avenger: Captain America - May 6, 2011
The Avengers - July 2011
Ant-Man - Writer/director engaged

Here is additional schedule I've made up, but suspect may come true:

Another Stab at The Hulk - May 2012
Iron Man Ruts Against Thor (see exclusive first shot above) - June 2013
The Avengers IV - August 2013
Darkhawk: Why Not? - July 2015
Hulk: No, This Time We Got It - May 2020
Hulk 5 - June 2020
Whoever's Left - 2020-?

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5530733 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5530733 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:54:58 MDT Eville1 commented on UK Mother Blames Nintendo For Badly-Behaved Kids @balls187++:
Dude I laughed hard.

He probably wised up pretty quick.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387269/uk-mother-blames-nintendo-for-badly+behaved-kids#c5530223 http://kotaku.com/387269/uk-mother-blames-nintendo-for-badly+behaved-kids#c5530223 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:40:17 MDT Eville1 commented on EA Fires Back At Activision's "Soul-Stealing" Comments Gotta love rich elitist mud slinging. It's so proper and polite.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387133/ea-fires-back-at-activisions-soul+stealing-comments#c5528050 http://kotaku.com/387133/ea-fires-back-at-activisions-soul+stealing-comments#c5528050 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:29:00 MDT Eville1 commented on What's Old Is New Again Helmet goodness! Wow I need to dig through those archaic things called CDs...

]]> http://kotaku.com/387004/whats-old-is-new-again#c5527656 http://kotaku.com/387004/whats-old-is-new-again#c5527656 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:16:21 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @dabu: Nice sarcasm there bud. Calling me out for calling them out? Otherwise I can't see it. I didn't say a word otherwise.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5527547 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5527547 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:12:43 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @djkibblesnbits: While I whole heartedly agree, people should go see it, that is our opinion. I didn't see it this weekend because I was spending it with a friend who is shipping out. I will see it tomorrow. There's usually a moratorium on spoilers. I'd give it a week. (Did you know Jesus died at the end of the passion ????)

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526896 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526896 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:53:11 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release 1. Iron Man - Apparently some people saw this iron character movie, and it made something like $100.8 million. Go figure.

5. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - $6 million, down nearly 60% since it was revealed that neither Harold or Kumar build a high-tech iron suit to fight their way out of Guantanamo Bay.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526760 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526760 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:48:41 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @FunKrusher: I'm just waiting for Sam Jackson as Nick Fury as far as the Ultimate versions are concerned. I think with these movies they can feel free to mix in Ultimate continuity with the originals and it wouldn't really be a bad thing.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526595 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5526595 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:43:04 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @liquid_kore:
Don't look at it directly. It's a trap.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525990 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525990 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:01 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release I think the fact that Marvel is now signing up every one of these actors to appear in other movies is great.
1. The actor will always have work. RDJ is appearing as Tony Stark in the Hulk (post Iron man, so he's already the super hero.)
2. The sheer amount of on screen characters with back story will grow. Instead of one off characters like the end of the first Xmen we'll never see again.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525968 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525968 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:21:13 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @djkibblesnbits: Uh, you forget the people who actually read the source material and know what his catch phrase was. Yeah, he ruined it for me.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525463 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525463 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:03:38 MDT Eville1 commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release @rzac30:
I was told that when I went to see the movie to stay after the credits. Thanks for ruining that.

]]> http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5524940 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5524940 Mon, 05 May 2008 10:44:32 MDT Eville1 commented on Two New Screens for Golden Axe: Beast Rider Play magazine had this scoop about five months ago with concept art and interviews. It's action based for sure.

]]> http://kotaku.com/386857/two-new-screens-for-golden-axe-beast-rider#c5514454 http://kotaku.com/386857/two-new-screens-for-golden-axe-beast-rider#c5514454 Sun, 04 May 2008 00:12:02 MDT Eville1 commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend? Replay some Condemned 2 for those pesky achievements, some COD4 maybe. Or some DoW Soulstorm.

]]> http://kotaku.com/386742/what-are-you-playing-this-weekend#c5502751 http://kotaku.com/386742/what-are-you-playing-this-weekend#c5502751 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:58:02 MDT Eville1 commented on PO Powered Armor Makes It All Better @Argyle:
Blood 2 was utter shite. The original is absolutely where it's at. God I miss that game. Early Monolith was awesome.

]]> http://kotaku.com/386518/po-powered-armor-makes-it-all-better#c5495877 http://kotaku.com/386518/po-powered-armor-makes-it-all-better#c5495877 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:39:22 MDT Eville1 commented on PO Powered Armor Makes It All Better Wow, I still have a two pack of games with Shogo in it. It was one of those neat cardboard flip cases that was like a puzzle.

]]> http://kotaku.com/386518/po-powered-armor-makes-it-all-better#c5495850 http://kotaku.com/386518/po-powered-armor-makes-it-all-better#c5495850 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:38:26 MDT