"Thanks honey for the... Snickers bar. Wait, you bought yourself WHAT today?!"
And no female version of Tails? You didn't look deep enough. Look harder!
Say something was created on the Unreal engine... That would be like the creators of the Unreal Engine saying that Joe Shmoe game company cannot create a sequel 7 years down the road on a different engine because the original game was on their engine.
I can now play a game and beat it, feeling satisfied with only that.
No longer do I need to grind out 99 hours in every RPG I get in order to unlock its secrets.
No longer do I have to map out and master each Mercenaries map in Resident Evil.
No longer do I have to chain a 20 hit combo just to unlock character art.
I'm 28, gol' darn it. This next generation of gamers are on their own with this DLC crap. Good luck! You'll need it, 'cause half the fun has been robbed from you.
Seriously... You're missing out!
Dear Kate and Tina,
Welcome to the internet at Kotaku! The cast and crew here are wonderful and respectable, never ones to make others feel uncomfortable and provide stunning commentary that may or may not enlighten those that read it. We're positive you'll fit right in and supply top notch opinions and be welcomed with open arms! Have you seen this video of a surprised kitten?
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Okay, Jason and Chris get over here! Now that I've distracted them with praise and kittens, they should be glowing with happiness so much that they cannot even hear what I'm saying right now. What are you two waiting for? Move in for the kill! We gotta teach those woman that men are the king of video game blogging and commentary! You're not going to left yourself AND MAN-kind down by letting THEM get the best of you, are you? Make me proud, gentleman!
Shh! Shh! Video is almost over!
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See, Kate? See, Tina? We bring gifts of kittens! We here at Kotaku can be held in the highest of regard when it comes to girl gamers and girl bloggers in general! I wish you the best of luck and may 2012 be the year of success for you.
Sincerely, Kotaku Comment Crew
Gay or not, I want that damn lightsaber.
Mace is for that.
Tasers are for that.
When the gun is drawn, 'things just got real', and you are supposed to listen.
With SOPA/PIPA in play, even the most minuscule thing can be considered copyright infringement. Mucking around with a games code would be considered just that, and the game company could report the websites to the proper e-thorities and have their websites removed!
Nuke the ENTIRE INTERNET with SOPA/PIPA... It's the only way to be sure.
(Thanks though! Needed some fresh ideas)
These guys impress me about as much as finding a penny on the street does.
Isn't that the strategy of ALL company execs?
I probably should have read up more (Only thing I read about it was a few gawker snippets), but that's the internet!