I just think Kotaku Tower is shocked that people on the internet can be stupid and immature, and are in panic mode as to how to deal with the influx of stupid a site deals with when the proverbial floodgates are opened. Comments like Kerosene's only lead to brown nosing, which isn't conducive to intelligent banter/debate at all.

Columbine didn't occur in Detroit. Many famous killers weren't from Detroit either. Please, I urge you to think before typing out such statements.

Too bad you can't fix 'stupid'. Ass-kissing needs to become against the Terms Of Service too. Though the absence of both would make Kotaku that much better.

Oh, and much better wi-fi capabilities too. I don't do anything other than game on my PSP but the large screen, graphics and analog stick made a world of difference for me. I have no doubts Nintendo could top the PSP if they tried.

Here's to Australia. Just as screwed up as the rest of us!

I tried to tell him it couldn't be - that - bad. Then I tried it myself and sure enough it wasn't worth the money at all. It isn't even worth giving away with a contract. What an ugly, ugly concept with excruciatingly horrible execution.

I entered, since winning would be the only way I would spend any sort of currency at GameStop.

@Brian Ashcraft: I can see where you're coming from, when it's put like that. Still, I love Kotaku but I think I'll abstain from trying for a star all the same. The reason being I can't stop seeing it as the same as Microsoft Achievement Scores 2.0. Can't please everyone, so some people will undoubtedly love the new star system while others hate it.

The things Nader has done and accomplished will protect people for generations to come.

Heh... the irony of people blaming Nader on THE CONSUMERIST is that both have a sole purpose of looking out for the public and working to defend them.

- irony -

Do you kids know the definition of irony? Or do we need a Democrat on TV to come and explain it to you?

Ah ten minutes to game. Being an adult sure has its perks.

To each his own, but if you're eating "healthy" at McDonald's, it's still McDonald's.

Like finally saving up for a nice, brand-new car to stop you from drooling over every Motornews magazine because you drive a Toyota with a missing wheel or perhaps don't drive at all? If you get my meaning.

Trying to eat healthy at McDonald's is like taking part in a gangbang while trying to stay a virgin.

I think Midway would do well to bring back Body Harvest, Hydro Thunder, San Francisco Rush, and even War Gods with A++ quality and polish, I believe they could be at the top again. They were really great around the PSOne/N64 era and with some hard work I think they could be that good again.

Exactly. You argued that a PC was better for emulation and that I was "retarded" for even suggesting that my iPhone ran an emulator smoother than my PC. Lo and behold, you kept wavering off course and were more interested in insults, than acknowledging the fact that it was very possible the code for my iPhone ran smoother than the two emulators I had on my laptop. You keep insisting that I went off topic, when all I did was show you how an emulator on the iPhone ran smoother than one programmed for the PC.

Ironically enough I wasn't even going to respond to you but I wanted to see how far you would go. Your using an insult to respond to someone was what piqued my interest, I wanted to see if you'd continue. Sure enough you did, while ignoring the fact that I had stated (re: explained) my original argument over and over again. I.E. the iPhone code is far better programmed than the emulators I cared to try on my laptop.

Yes, I was stubborn, I wanted to see where you're insult initiative would lead. Guess it leads here. In a circle. Do you propose we continue or are we both satisfied? I will restate my argument: The code for my iPhone is far better programmed than the handful of PC emulators. I really hope repeating myself yet again wouldn't be necessary.

Though, if you want to continue, I have at least another forty-five minutes before I need to hit the gym. However, you'll have to promise better insults. Just to keep things interesting. In return, I'll retire the "kid" remarks. Ok, Angela? =)

Kid, I give up on you. If you want the last word go for it. In fact, if you want, I'll email anyone you want and explain to them how superior you are online. Heh. I'm done with you, kid. Thirteen-year-olds, go figure.

Therein lies your problem. You're suggesting all code on all versions are perfect. When they're not. So no, not all coded versions will run perfectly. Next time you doubt that download an emulator that can't even sync the sound or speed of the original ROM. =)

Look, if you're going to insult me, kid, then at least be original. Retard insults are as tired as... well, your insults. C'mon, I'm sure there's better in your repertoire than calling someone retarded.

The NES is emulated on everything including toasters and radios. Does that mean all versions of the software run smoothly as the software did on native NES hardware?

No.

Quit insulting people over the internet, you supirior, manly macho internet man. =)

Are you questioning the fact that one program could be be better coded on one platform over another regardless of hardware specifications? Heh heh. Good one. You made me laugh. I like that. Let's be friends!

Goodnight Kotaku! =D

The iPhone isn't for everyone, but the critics are just hating for the sake of hating, at least it seems that way on Kotaku.

In all seriousness though, I think that's pretty cool. My computer is too heavy to lug around for my emulators. I would love to import my SNES, Genises and GBA games onto my phone. Here's hoping for an N64 emulator for smartphones.

If the iPhone/Smartphone critics ruled the world we would still be driving around Ford Pintos, flying on Boeing 727s and watching black and white TV on a MASSIVE 12 inch screen. =D