Count_Elmdor commented on CNBC's Jane Wells - Sony Is Winning, My Son Says So

"This is why 24 hour news networks are a bad idea."

Count_Elmdor commented on XBLA Puzzle Quest Catches Plague Tomorrow

"I loved Puzzle Quest through and through, but that said, I don't know if I'm up to revisiting it as another class."

Count_Elmdor commented on Thumbs Up For Left 4 Dead's Awesome Box Art

"That box art sticks out like a sore th-"

Count_Elmdor commented on LocoRoco 2, Resistance: Retribution Among New PSP Titles

"And just WTF does the PSP have to do with the living room, Tretton?"

Count_Elmdor commented on $400 80 GB PS3 Announced

"@Northwood, what is it about taking Sony's feature stripping strap-on up the rear port that you like so much? Some of us are inclined to fight, bitch, piss, and moan when someone tries to screw us."

Count_Elmdor commented on Led Zeppelin Uncomfortable With Licensing Songs To Rock Band, Guitar Hero

"I don't understand why the master tapes are needed in the first place, and even if they are, why is there only one set?"

Count_Elmdor commented on Square Enix Confirms Chrono Trigger DS

"Chrono Trigger is a great game, but even as good as it is, it's MASSIVELY OVERRATED."

Count_Elmdor commented on Seize Control Of The Web Of Shadows Box Art

"I got it."

Count_Elmdor commented on Is That a 360 Devkit on Kojima's Desk?

"Jesus."

Count_Elmdor commented on Ubisoft + Prince Of Persia + DS Is What You'd Expect

"Stylus control makes me interested."

Count_Elmdor commented on Weird Artistic Timewaster of the Day: Immortality

"I bet this one has some sappy "introspective" music, too, doesn't it?"

Count_Elmdor commented on We'll Have To Wait For More Assassin's Creed

"Good news, if you ask me."

Count_Elmdor commented on MGS4: A T&A Photo Session With The Beauties

"mmmmm...."

Count_Elmdor commented on XBLA Wednesday: Elements of Destruction and Sea Life Safari

"Another week, another pair of shit $10 games."

Count_Elmdor commented on PlayStation Store Update Raises Prices On PSP Downloadables

"Someone get the people at Sony into a freshman economics class, STAT!"

Count_Elmdor commented on Konami Cancels Japanese MGS4 Launch Event

"Anyone who's spent any time in Japan knows how hard it can be to find a trash can in public places."

Count_Elmdor commented on What Game Genre Leaves You Cold, Oh So Very Cold?

"Sports games and 3D platformers. Aside from Tomb Raider, which played very rigidly despite being in 3D, I just hate trying to make a lot of jumps in 3D space."

Count_Elmdor commented on First Resident Evil 5 Gameplay Impressions

"f*ck!"