CommentatorHatman commented on NHL 2K9 Goes Gold, Demo Available

"2K shot, and not only did it miss the mark, it went in the crowd and killed a poor sickly orphan child with the Make-A-Wish foundation. Seriously, how bad do you have to be so that people prefer the EA NHL games?"

CommentatorHatman commented on Wii Breaks One Million Mark In Canada

"@enigma89: Don't worry, it's plenty safe so long as you keep to the main cities and never visit anything else, ever. I should know, I work in a Tourist Bureau, which means I've experience with the giant buggers."

CommentatorHatman commented on Neversoft Get Bitchy, Call Out Rock Band's...Cymbals

"I've changed my mind on my stance on buying GH:WT. If they fire this guy, I'll buy it."

CommentatorHatman commented on Birdo Imprisoned Over Gender Mix-Up, Only A Dildo Can Save Her

"@MasterNinja: That's only on "Hard" mode."

CommentatorHatman commented on Pwn the Vote: Register to Vote on Your Xbox 360

"Very amazing endeavor that I'd love to participate in. Except there's one thing that kinda makes sure I can't. I'm not fucking American. NOW if they were to do this in Canada..."

CommentatorHatman commented on Brian Bright On Guitar Hero: World Tour - We're Bringing It

"In this war, RB's greatest asset remains GHIII and the fact that Harmonix had nothing to do with it. Other than quality of instruments and a bunch of features (Song studio?"

CommentatorHatman commented on ESA Snags Former RIAA Exec As New Counsel, Stiffer Enforcement Coming?

""Ken has remarkable expertise in the protection of intellectual property and an excellent understanding of the increasingly connected, dynamic, and innovative entertainment environment we live in." Hold on, let me translate, or rather, re-interpret, because that makes no fucking sense considering the guy's background. "Ken has remarkable expertise in the protection of intellectual property" - This should say "remarkable expertise in the inefficient protection of publishing profits." "and an excellent understanding of the increasingly connected, dynamic, and innovative entertainment environment we live in." - Hm."

CommentatorHatman commented on Frankenreview: Too Human

"@Foxstar Sixtail: Honestly, I'd state the opposite."

CommentatorHatman commented on Next Silicon Knights Game Nothing Like The Last Silicon Knights Game

"Aside from the obvious Monty Python joke (which was made a couple of comments earlier), what CAN we get from this statement?"

CommentatorHatman commented on Cammie Dunaway Talks E3 2008, Own Gaming Habits

""My position as head of sales and marketing is that I'm listening to the fans."

CommentatorHatman commented on EB Canada Offers Hazy Force Unleashed Buyback Guarantee

"I'd need 3 things to truly profit from this deal: 1) The desire to purchase Star Wars : The Force Unleashed2) The complete disappearance of my hatred of GS/EB stores in particular3) A GS/EB that isn't handled by complete fucktards with no notion of what customer service is all about (it is about servicing the customer and not, y'know, not giving a shit.)"

CommentatorHatman commented on On the Gaming-Academic Divide

"@Mangey: Especially since United States institutions have, from what I've heard, a history of being more receptive to new ideas."

CommentatorHatman commented on Parents Let Kid Drop Out of High School to Focus on Guitar Hero

"There are only three words for this: Epic parenting fail. Accept no substitutes."

CommentatorHatman commented on Indie Dev Asks 'Why?' and Pirates Reply

"The douchebaggery from both sides is just astounding."

CommentatorHatman commented on Heavy To Cheat On Sasha With Natascha

"@basseman: Flavor."

CommentatorHatman commented on Disaster: Day of Crisis Still Exists, Gets Rated In Australia

"Australia lies like the dirty liars they are."

CommentatorHatman commented on Harmonix: Exclusive Artist Deals "Not Good For Anyone"

"@ScreamingBroccoli: Watch me - Yawn."

CommentatorHatman commented on Madden 09 is Live: Do You Care?

"@FunKrusher: Meh, from playing (FER REALZ~) both sports casually from time to time back in my youth when I wasn't friends only with people with some sort of strange allergic reaction to sport, it's what I found."