"2K shot, and not only did it miss the mark, it went in the crowd and killed a poor sickly orphan child with the Make-A-Wish foundation.
Seriously, how bad do you have to be so that people prefer the EA NHL games?"
"@enigma89: Don't worry, it's plenty safe so long as you keep to the main cities and never visit anything else, ever.
I should know, I work in a Tourist Bureau, which means I've experience with the giant buggers."
"Very amazing endeavor that I'd love to participate in.
Except there's one thing that kinda makes sure I can't.
I'm not fucking American.
NOW if they were to do this in Canada..."
"In this war, RB's greatest asset remains GHIII and the fact that Harmonix had nothing to do with it.
Other than quality of instruments and a bunch of features (Song studio?"
""Ken has remarkable expertise in the protection of intellectual property and an excellent understanding of the increasingly connected, dynamic, and innovative entertainment environment we live in."
Hold on, let me translate, or rather, re-interpret, because that makes no fucking sense considering the guy's background.
"Ken has remarkable expertise in the protection of intellectual property" - This should say "remarkable expertise in the inefficient protection of publishing profits."
"and an excellent understanding of the increasingly connected, dynamic, and innovative entertainment environment we live in." - Hm."
"I'd need 3 things to truly profit from this deal:
1) The desire to purchase Star Wars : The Force Unleashed2) The complete disappearance of my hatred of GS/EB stores in particular3) A GS/EB that isn't handled by complete fucktards with no notion of what customer service is all about (it is about servicing the customer and not, y'know, not giving a shit.)"
"@FunKrusher: Meh, from playing (FER REALZ~) both sports casually from time to time back in my youth when I wasn't friends only with people with some sort of strange allergic reaction to sport, it's what I found."
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