Cola82 commented on Body Types: Why Ivy's Boobs Are Such A Big, Big Deal

"God, most of these comments don't help my faith in humanity, either. Kotaku has gotten so depressing. It's not that hard to educate yourselves."

Cola82 commented on Body Types: Why Ivy's Boobs Are Such A Big, Big Deal

"I think you're confused. We don't want so much plainclothed wallflowers in our games as women who aren't caricatures of an entire sex designed to appeal exclusively to 40% of the population at the expense of everyone else. Ivy is a caricature."

Cola82 commented on Metal Gear Mustache Maniacs!

"It's a sheep, right?"

Cola82 commented on Girls Don't Have Time For Game Crap, Man

"@Eienhander: Once, at a party, we played a game called, "Beat Cola at DOA2:U" Out of twenty best 2/3 matches, I lost once, and that was using random characters."

Cola82 commented on Girls Don't Have Time For Game Crap, Man

"Ugh..."

Cola82 commented on More Details On Portal 2's Bad Guy

"Just a suggestion, but you should specify whether your spoiling the potential sequel/prequel, or the original game. I thought you meant the original game."

Cola82 commented on Are We Facing a Winter of Virtual Worlds?

"@Moonshadow101: I think that's the problem."

Cola82 commented on A Politician Who Actually Games

"Sorry, her stances on Roe v."

Cola82 commented on Forbes: Can the iPhone Kill the DS?

"That headline was good for a laugh. Competition is good, I suppose, but many have tried and failed."

Cola82 commented on Ben Heck's One-Handed Controller Now On Sale

"I applaud the creation of this for the tragically one handed, but even I find it appealing. It's always the case that I sit down to eat and play a little GTA or something, but then I never take my hands off the controller, and end up parking and listening to the radio while I munch."

Cola82 commented on Dragonforce 100% On Expert

"Well, give that man my hearty congratulations. Although I refuse to believe he just happened to be recording himself when "that just fucking happened." Still, man."

Cola82 commented on After Itagaki Announcement, Tecmo Stock Price Drops

"Actually..."

Cola82 commented on After Itagaki Announcement, Tecmo Stock Price Drops

"Ouch."

Cola82 commented on Zero Punctuation On Oblivion

"It's funny because I had just resolved last night to trade in Oblivion after going back with a friend and showing them the house I spent hours decorating in Skingrad."

Cola82 commented on EA, FTC Agree On Take-Two Bid Deadline, Another Extension Likely

"@Nirolak: I'm not sure I want to give them the chance to change anything at Take Two."

Cola82 commented on Sushi Isn't Always "Sushi"

"@Spoony Bard: Bwahaha!"

Cola82 commented on EA, FTC Agree On Take-Two Bid Deadline, Another Extension Likely

"AUGH!"

Cola82 commented on Meet Your Resident Evil 5 "Partner"

"She actually looks pretty neat."