CocaColaZero commented on Hot Chicks In Stupid Game-Related Clips

"hotness is relative."

CocaColaZero commented on Hot Chicks In Stupid Game-Related Clips

"The most insulting thing about this is that she isn't really *that* hot."

CocaColaZero commented on Army of Two Demo Coming April 1st

"As someone who bought this game to play it along with a friend in co-op (who also bought it) I think this game is rental material, or at best wait until it hits the bargain bin."

CocaColaZero commented on Should Virtual Item Loss Be Classed As Real Life Theft?

"Not only should virtual theft be a crime, but ALL laws should apply virtually!"

CocaColaZero commented on Kaz Gunning For Profitable PS3 By Next Year

"2 in the Pink, 1 in the Stink...coming to Bluray?"

CocaColaZero commented on Sony Announce 16GB Memory Stick For PSP

"You vastly underestimate the size of my porn collection."

CocaColaZero commented on Reader's Choice XBLA GOTY

"Kotaku should do a Reader's Choice Movie of the Year poll next, and the choices could be Norbit, Spiderman 3 and Epic Movie."

CocaColaZero commented on Retail Chain Busted Scalping Wiis On eBay [UPDATED]

"@JeffPaine: Not smart enough to not get caught, though."

CocaColaZero commented on Activision to Harmonix: I've Got The Honey If You've Got The Money

"@nebetsu: That is exactly what Harmonix/EA are trying to do, establish controller standards so they just work on each other's games."

CocaColaZero commented on Activision to Harmonix: I've Got The Honey If You've Got The Money

"Activision already showed how much they care about the people buying their games when the Guitar Hero II DLC plans were announced and yet people still bought tons of DLC and bought GH III in record numbers."

CocaColaZero commented on Spector Only Has Three to Five Games Left In Him

"It doesn't sound like he's grumpy, it just sounds like he's being realistic."

CocaColaZero commented on Reggie (Softly) Threatens Bundling Wii Retailers

"Garo, going by your super-libertarian free-market views, shouldn't Nintendo also have the right to decide not to sell Wiis at wholesale to whomever the hell they want for whatever reason they feel like (say, because they don't like the way they bundle it)?"

CocaColaZero commented on Yet Another Turrican Teased For The Virtual Console

"I'm sure those who haven't played Turrican but are interested in it will find scads of web pages about it, but the basic quickie gist is that the game was kind of a Metroid clone but more action/shooting, less puzzle/exploration."

CocaColaZero commented on Intel Approaching Platform Holders About Hands-Free Consoles

"The Wii controller is already a bit too insubstantial, IMO."

CocaColaZero commented on The Xbox 360 And The Killer Sofa

"Whoa that kid lives in the Repo Man universe."

CocaColaZero commented on Xbox 360 Fall Update Video Walkthrough, XMB Anyone?

"Yeah that looks like the Windows Media Center remote control interface more than anything else to me and that was around long before Sony's stuff."

CocaColaZero commented on Harmonix Replacing Broken Rock Band Guitars

"Considering that Rock Band is sold out in many regions, I'm not sure how well that Best Buy replacement plan is going to work out for you if your hardware dies in the next month or so."

CocaColaZero commented on GTA IV Box Art Revealed

"Something about the main dude up top reminds me a lot of Jason Statham for some reason, despite the hair and the vaguely eastern looks."