Someone needs to go "fix" that sepia toned movie "300" already. :P
Brian why are you using sensationalist tacticts to encourage flame wars in the comments? :)
@Mazurada: Holy shit I never found that suit before.
@Friedhamster: Damn, now that you mention it I frequently wake up in a cold sweat worrying about what people are saying about me in a Gamestop. ;)
@Massiah: It's like a giant melon. Or Sputnik. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep on my giant pillow.
Fuck me I have a huge head.
You can skip it with the back button. Although it makes me sad you wouldn't want to see my big giant head every time you play. :D
Newsflash.

I no longer want to be called Dude Huge. I want Kotaku to refer to me as "The B."

Thanks for your time! I now have to go do squats.

Haha, this is in my neck of the woods. I've been to the bar on the bottom right a few times.
Dude Huge has over 1700 Gears games fully storyboarded.

In his head.

Thanks for all your support guys. :)
Uh, do NOT associate me with this stuff folks. Sheesh. :(
I'm getting tired of reading about myself here. Can Jaffe take the heat for a while? Where's Romero when you need him?
Come out and say hey, should be a fun time!
Dammit, he beat me to it. :(
56 seconds, thank you very much. :)
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