No, you see, I was completely aware that it was a horrible joke. I was completely aware it was unfunny and trite. I did it for the sake of getting it out of the way. I was hoping nobody would be stupid enough to repeat it over and over if it was in the first comment.

Pretty ironic to call someone a "tit" and then tell them to grow up, don't you think?

But, but it's the chicken of the sea...

so many friends! so many followers! MUST.JOIN.CROWD.

alright, ill follow you, but you gotta give up one of the PA kids as your XBL buddy. just one!
im so, so jealous.

Now you've gained a follower fool!

Oh noez! I've lost eight followers. :(

We is in TROUBLE my friend! :)

Hey, just a message to every friend on Kotaku. There is a social network-type site that has been put together for Kotakuites to get together and play games and exchange friend codes/gamertags etc. Check it out at [kotakuites.ning.com] and join up. When I get my PS3 I need some people to add!

Hey there! :) Lovely gamertag!