This is amazing. If I somehow won and you didn't (it wouldn't happen, just sayin'), I would totally ask that they give you my comic.
Seriously, when have you EVER seen a male Twi'lek? Also, what's up with the silhouette doing interpretive dance in the second panel?
Well, there's a Rudolph game for the Wii, but while it uses characters from the film, it doesn't really.... Uh...

To be blunt, it's four short, boring minigames that you won't spend more than half an hour playing.
Heh, "popular Sonic the Hedgehog characters". Gotta love those oxymorons.
@AureateFlux: Ah! I'd actually noticed the Wicket thing, something like five years ago, but shortly forgot and never thought about it again. Thanks for your responses to my questions, but haHA, look again. This story, as well as my original post, are from A YEAR and two months ago! That may explain how you missed it, eh? :D
Aww, no crafting? I likes the craftingses... :/
I still can't believe this whole Scott Pilgrim thing is happening. Sometimes, the world is just awesome...
[inset Booma Kuwanger joke]
@StormtrooprDave: @Hongo: It does that to keep Flash stable... As crazy as that sounds. Basically, in an attempt to keep things running smoothly, they made it so that if a flash object was unresponsive for a few seconds (it happens), the plugin will crash. I have no idea why.

I disabled that feature, but it still handled flash so poorly that I downgraded to the last version I remember really enjoying the improvements of.
@Hongo: That's exactly what they're doing.

...Except for the whole "invest the money in something worthwhile" part.
Even after upgrading to 3.6.6, the new "plugin container" program was giving me trouble, so I went into about:config and completely disabled the timeout function. It was still causing severe problems, though... Which is why I'm writing this from the comfort of 3.5.10, with update checking switched off (for the time being, at least).
@richterbelmont: Great minds think alike?
A better title may have been "Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles".
I have a friend who plans to get Project Na-- er, Kinect. I should replace his doorbell with an audio clip saying "Xbox: stop!"
Crecente's hair should have been the smoke monster. Ya done dropped th' ball on that'n, Totilo.
@pressstart: No, because she likes that he likes it.
He may have a license, but if he's a domestic nuisance you can complain to your landlord to have him contain the smell and such.
I'm wearing this shirt as I type.
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Kirby Wii. It's Kirby Wii. Nintendo decided to go for broke and just make this the best year ever.
@Mozz-eyes: Ah? I'm fairly certain it's Pac-Man...
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