Sounds like someone wanted a piece of the money pie that is Google but failed miserably. Beyond me why someone would want to quit working at Google, if you've seen their office you'll know what I mean. They should wait till they're actually bigger then Google and then brag about it.
That warehouse looks like the grave of the Vault Dweller, guarded by his 8000 steel warriors.
"Enhancing family connectedness", provided your family burns money for kicks.
I think Gamecocks credo is; "If your game sucks, get on our cock." I wouldn't "tap" Velvet Assassin with a ten foot pole.
I can't wait for Final Fantasy: The Next One out on PC.
@Mr.SithNinja: I always thought Death created the internet so jokes would have somewhere to die.
I think they would keep your data safe just by scaring everyone away. C3PO has especially "I've seen things no robot should ever see" look to him.
"Suck my hard disk" would make more sense. The internet chat room Flash Tubs are funny as well, SA goon uses robot voice and pretends to be a computer in a chat room.
Drum set looks amazing, looks less and less like a "game" and more like training. Hopefully it'll decrease the amount of "lulz play a real instrument" comments.
I'll trade you two snipers for a healer, well I wish I could do that in a game.
I foresee a news report about a man dressed in a Pyro costume that set someone ablaze during a "spy check" after purchasing this.
The fact that it's so well crafted and accurate is, well interesting. People seem to find this disturbing can just think of where else he could have put the USB ports....
I wonder how much mileage it would get with a industrial battery (not DIY), have fun finding one not patented by a car or oil company which plans to use it sometime after the next ice age hits.
They should throw in a jacuzzi with a 70" plasma in front, maybe a maple bookshelf for some light reading since you're not doing anything useful at the moment anyway.
I always was too lazy to slice up fruit, this should come in useful.
The question is if using your iPhone while driving to wax the canoe would count against you under the "hands free" driving law. It's not like you're TALKING on the phone, right?
@Nightshift Nurse: Mile High Colonic: She does seem under dressed for running and gunning in a steam punk world. It's not really surprising with given half the outfits in todays games though. Men get armored up, women get armored down.
To think people used to complain about cell phones causing cancer, well now they can worry about lighting instead. Maybe Zeus just didn't like the cell phone the woman was using?
I don't see how it's any different from most "miniature" High School Anime character style. It would be funny to leave this on console display in a store to see how many non-preteen girls could play it in public.
Those SWAT on Segways look surprising impressive. They seem like a good idea for steady firing while moving, though they do seem vulnerable. As for the Chuck Norris reference, well it just reminds me the internet is where jokes go to die.
