In all seriousness though, this is a bit of a dire situation. As many as 37 titles of theirs are now completely up in the air. It seems as though ADV's financial partner has pulled out for whatever reason, taking all of the licenses with them, including Devil May Cry (and Gurren Lagann too!).
ADV has released a short statement:
"We know there are a lot of rumors swirling about, and that fans are looking for assurances that ADV will continue to distribute the anime series they know and love.
While we can't go into any detail at this time, please know that ADV is working through a few short-term challenges and fully intends to continue our releases.
We thank you for your patience.