Billkwando commented on Dead Or Alive: Paradise Brings DOA Girls To PSP

"You know Itagaki is rolling over in his fighter plane right now...."

Billkwando commented on A Week In Comments

"@TrjnRabbit: I got unstarred for less: [kotaku.com] (the other comments, as you can see, were later) Keep in mind, I've been commenting here regularly since June of 2006, and had been a star commenter basically since the beginning of the star system. People have been unstarred simply for promoting other comments."

Billkwando commented on Wireless N Network Adapter Coming to U.S. Xbox 360 Today

"@Billkwando: I especially enjoy that the article has been edited to remove any reference to the fact this was being reported as an unconfirmed rumor (by the one person who should know what's going on @ Kotaku Tower)......when it had already been written about as fact by Kotaku. The further irony being that if I had said my original comment to Crecente's face, he would've laughed it off. Jurnulizm=serious bizness."

Billkwando commented on Two Big Santa Differences

"I asked my mom once how Santa gets in the houses of people without chimneys, and she told me "Santa's Spaceship"."

Billkwando commented on Five Steps to Total Pwnage of a Gamer Girl's Heart

"If all else fails, offer to help her boost achievements. When you find out she's married, at very least you can get an idea for an article out of it! BTW, I've been married to a hot gamer girl for 9 years, this week......and I got her by being myself and having a normal conversation about our interests."