Ha! I balk at your South Florida presumptions. Me? From southern Florida? Pish posh! I can write, can't I? I happen to be from Pinellas, a fine, educated county. Yes, we have our fair share of Wiggers, Wanksters, and Wackos, but we manage to compensate for these low citizens. And Tallahassee? No wonder! Only someone from the Maine of Florida, so far removed from the state hivemind, could so deluded. You may enjoy your Poe and Connery but your taste in music must be as serious as this post. Enjoy your Buffet, "Tallie."
[self-satisfied laugh]

Yes, for the love of God! Fortunato! Fortunato!
I got a Cask of Amontillado reference! I feel smart. Great avatar.