The Great Aussie Evil commented on Another Mario Sonic Collaboration in the Works?

"Here's a freakin' tip: GET RID OF THE CARTOON RACIAL STEREOTYPE AND THE CARTOON FOREST CREATURE AND MOVE ON."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Six Flags Requires You To Check All Bags Before Each Rollercoaster For $1 Per Ride

"@yetiwisdom: Soon they'll have you check your pants."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Gas Thieves Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks

"My tip for thetop: WALK."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk

"What about alcohol-based soap?"

The Great Aussie Evil commented on McCain Says He'll Choose Vice-President Via Google

"falsemodo"

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Better Return Policy, Customer Service Available To Best Buy Customers Who Spend $2,500 Per Year

"Just like Vegas casinos."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Gas Price Impact Map: Rural US Getting Slammed By $4 Gas

"$4.80 where I live."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on ASUSTeK and RealTek Collaborate on Wireless USB Monitors

"Whatever."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Leaked ACTA Treaty Will Outlaw P2P

"Prepare for an uprising."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Crocs + Escalator = Yet Another Mangled Foot

"Wearing those shoes otta be a federal offense."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Wal-Mart Planning Its Own "Geek Squad"?

"They'll steal your porn, switch your desktop background to the SS skull, and spray that flip-flop burning stuff on your keyboard."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Save Your Friends From Post-Rapture Hellfire For Only $40 Per Year

"I smell a scam."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Xbox 360 Doesn't Violate Alcatel Patents

"Patent troll alert."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Best Way To Avoid Apple News Overload

"I'm all for banning extremist Apple fanbois who jihad themselves to make sure everyone knows how cool Apple is. Come on, lusers- I use Apple products, but I'm not going "OMG apple rox"."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on 10 Food Additives You Should Try To Avoid

"Don't forget HFCS."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on BCBS Double Copay On Thyroid Meds

"Wait, what?"

The Great Aussie Evil commented on The Ultimate Cheap Camcorder Battlemodo

"These are unappetizing."

The Great Aussie Evil commented on Cutscenes, Konami, Shame, Sessler

"Self-promotion is the mating call of the MUTE button."