Artful Dodger commented on A Week (Or More) In Comments

"Pablos102030, you win this week."

Artful Dodger commented on Go!Explore, It Is for the Beautiful People

"Hmmm..."

Artful Dodger commented on This Guy Needs a Heaping Helping of "Get a Grip"

"Officer Ferguson: I'm here sir."

Artful Dodger commented on We Cheer Trailer Hurts

"WARNING: Overexposure to this product may result in severe Sluttiness and/or Chronic Jazz Hands."

Artful Dodger commented on Sponsors Thanks

""Sony Crackle"?"

Artful Dodger commented on Metal Gear Online Expansion Surprisingly A Huge Technical Disaster

"In the same way that a sentence containing the words "new" and "360 Dashboard" isn't complete without the word "ugly", no sentence containing the words "Metal Gear Online" and "launch" is complete without the word "failure"."

Artful Dodger commented on Metal Gear Online Expansion Surprisingly A Huge Technical Disaster

"@spyker3292: That "whizzing" sound was McWhertor's sarcasm flying right over your head."

Artful Dodger commented on Tomb Raider: Underworld - Making A Perfect Ass Of Oneself

"@Artful Dodger: Unless, of course, it was called Tomb Raider: Temple of Mirrors."

Artful Dodger commented on Nintendo "Thinking" About New Wii Remote With Wii MotionPlus Built-In

""We want a gaming experience where [the player feels] 'the more you pay, the more add-ons you get'." "Picture this: you're at your local electronics retailer, and you notice that the Wii is in stock."

Artful Dodger commented on Tomb Raider: Underworld - Making A Perfect Ass Of Oneself

"Well, I think it's safe to assume that this game won't be making the leap to 1st person view anytime soon."

Artful Dodger commented on Tomb Raider: Underworld - Making A Perfect Ass Of Oneself

""You got her ass perfect." That was you, Fahey. I was at the demo."

Artful Dodger commented on Miyamoto Caught on Film Checking Out Killzone 2

"@TheTimeRanger: I'm not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at your comment."

Artful Dodger commented on Miyamoto Caught on Film Checking Out Killzone 2

"I'm not that good at reading lips, but I think Miyamoto said "Fuckin' sweet"."

Artful Dodger commented on Another Mario Sonic Collaboration in the Works?

"It's a nice idea, but their egos are too big for one game. Sure, they'll have a few blockbuster releases together as an unstoppable one-two punch, but after a while the growing tension will finally erupt."

Artful Dodger commented on Tretton Talks About Kaz's Influence on the Playstation Universe

"Sony should certainly give J.T."

Artful Dodger commented on A Week In Comments

"@Neo_Deus: Doesn't matter, thanks Neo!"