As others have said, you got your click. You have yet another $1 in the bank. Feel proud of yourself. Because not only is the name of Kotaku spoiled by this junk, but so is yours, Kirk.
@GregtheMad: Stories about kids getting hurt make me so sad. I want to be a parent pretty bad. Just raising a person and teaching them about life seems just awesome.
If anything ever happened to my child, I would go Liam Neeson and destroy buildings to get them back.