<![CDATA[Comments from Captain Internet]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Captain Internet]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Kojima Jr: "Metal Gear Is Such A Shitty Game"]]> Thats no son of Kojima.
His wife must have cheated on him; how much you want to bet the child is black?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters Re-imaged As Anime]]> I was about to instigate another Hiroshima incident, but then they threw Snake in there right at the end.

Good for you, Japan, good for you. Off the hook, for now...

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Chill Out With World of Warcraft]]> God damnit that puppy is cute. I just want to bite his little cheeks. Aww, little puppy, you need some converses that will fit.

Damnit.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on PS3 Rumble Controllers Hit Next Week]]> Yikes, at least these controllers come with a rechargeable battery. The cost of a PS3 controller Vs. 360 isn't as quiiite as one-sided now.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on New Cake Screens Leaked]]> Holy crap, I was literally laughing my ass off at this, and I rarely laugh at internet shenanigans.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Pachter: Wii Shortage? Blame The Lousy US Dollar]]> @Mini-Boss: Beautiful.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Proudly Display Your Metal Gear Inspired Moustaches]]> @TheIrishNinja: I hope you are right. That one video where he is young for a second still befuddles my very being. I've also half-theorized (half because I didn't put any thought into this; just kind of spit it out) that the medicine he takes rejuvenates him, no idea how they'd explain that though, unless they whip out a crazy excuse for his age outside of the fact that he is a clone.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on At Least One More PlayStation 3 Model Coming]]> Still waiting for 120/160gig white ps3 with backwards compatibility.

Are you really going to make people wait until June12th to show some PS2 love?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Video "Proof" That Rock Band Learns You Some Drummin']]> @cbg2113: Actually, that isn't true. I am a pretty decent guitarist, but I am absolutely abysmal at the drums; especially for a musician.

I started playing Rockband after work (Best Buy) every day to see what it could do for me. I am hitting at least 90% expert on about half of the songs now, so I tried to see what I could do on our drummer's drumset the other night.

The results? Well, I'm definitely still no drummer, which is to be expected. But he showed me a couple of beginner songs as far as drums go and I was able to mimic them immediately. So, yes, it does do something for you, but that should be obvious considering the fact that the rudimentary elements of drumming are all present in this game (rhythm, seperating your hands and feet, continuing beats between hands and feet without having to think hard about it etc.)

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs]]> @Captain Internet: In the center, I mean. The one in the spotlight.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs]]> I kinda wanna see the girl on the cover dressed up as Midna.

And then naked plz.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Prototype's Multiplayer Gets Cut]]> Ah, drat.
Oh well, if it was meant to be, it was meant to be. Co Op is a big factor in my decision to buy a game or not these days, as I either want a game that will completely immerse me during my "me" time, but since I hang out with my buds more than I game alone, I would love a game that would be good for both occasions. So far, I have yet to see a game truly do both, though I think Too Human might just be the answer I am looking for.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Do You Finish Every Game You Buy?]]> About 80% of them. Sometimes I just can't do it though, given the fact that I don't have as much free time as I used to and I dont want to use that time playing a game that isn't gripping me (struggling to make myself finish Lost Odyssey right now)

And I never play more than one game at any given time, with the exception of one handheld and one console game. I don't know if it is just me, but I really do not think it is possible for a human being to be as immersed in a game when they are cheating on it with other games.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on No, Microsoft, This Is Not How You Appeal To Parents]]> Man. That girl--in the first video anyways--is extremely hot to me for some reason.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Too Human Development Diary, Silicon Knights Officially Goes Crazy Edition]]> I honestly can't believe anyone is not pumped for this game, especially after watching that footage. I mean, I know "I can't believe" gets thrown around a lot, but I was literally befuddled when I found out so many people are hating on it for absolutely, positively no reason (that an adult should have, anyhow), I thought it was going to be one of those games that is just universally well received.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Tales Of Symphonia Wii Gets June Release]]> This makes me want a Wiijust a little bit more.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3]]> @Groodle: I agree in full. The bottom spill of my post was very politely saying Master Chief is a cool looking avatar and Wander/Kratos deserve to be able to teabag him at least once a day just on merit.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3]]> @Foggynotion: Ratchet, Sly Cooper, Wander, Ico, Kratos, Nathan Drake, Ellen and Keats (Folklore), Ape Escape monkies, that douchebag with glasses from Buzz, Nariko, A huge Lair dragon?, Dart (Legend of Dragoon), Vahn (Legend of Legaia), Little Big Planet puppet thing, Locoroco blob, PaRappa, Patapon tribe, generic guy from Resistance: Fall of man, Gabe Logan, Sweet Tooth, awesome huge knight from White Knight Chronicles.

Granted, none of these characters match up to Master Chief--as far as popularity goes. An arguable notion is that a lot of them deserve to.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3]]> I shall see Wander climbing up his backside soon. Get him between the eyes, thats where his weak spot is!

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Many People Buy Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G]]> @Afore Notation: I kind of fast forwarded my comment past the part where people comment on the obligatory Monster Hunter expansion cash-in trend. Now when those comments begin, it will because I traveled through time.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Many People Buy Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G]]> Well...
At least their excuses not to have downloadable content is thinning out by the second.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on GT5 Driving Along With Weezer]]> @AnotherGamer: I don't understand. It seems as though you are ridiculing people, yet no one has acted even remotely similar to this?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on GT5 Driving Along With Weezer]]> @yashichi8bit: I do praise god they didn't use like...Godsmack or 3 Doors Down.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on GT5 Driving Along With Weezer]]> I don't like it (the remix) for the same reason I didn't like Televators, Quarantined, and Non-Zero Possibility. It just doesn't capture the energy of Volta/ATDI at all, and thats what I listen to them for: creativity and energy.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Yes, These Metal Gear Online Screens Feature A Man Catapult]]> Ah man, I don't think people even realize how awesome the little quick text chat thing is. God that is going to make it easier to do teamwork.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Warhammer Online CE Eases Delay Pains]]> That is beautiful, absolutely beautiful. And to think it is the same price as the Vegas 2 Collector's Edition...other people could learn a thing or two about how to actually make "collectors"/big fans happy, and thus win street cred.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on First Look at Square Enix's New IP]]> Well. Not much to go on, but we can pretty much bank on it being well above average, especially by DS standards.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Why the PlayStation Hate]]> Nooooooo! Tell me they didn't have the gall to put Legend of Dargoon on there! Tell me they didn't!!!one

Most of those are pretty funny and valid, however (except for the errors pointed out above)

Also, XMB? Confusing? Left, right, up down?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on New Soul Calibur IV Character, Has Sharp Nipples]]> Another character that just doesn't seem to fit, however, I love the color gradient on the bottom of her stuff, so I approve.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on A Second Look At The God Of War/PSP Bundle]]> @LittleBigPlaneteer: Perhaps. Yet they didn't have any trouble doing this with Rogue Squadron, and Chains of Olypus was as a Sony game. I kind of wonder if they purposefully unsynchronized the release dates, as around June Chains of Olympus will have been out long enough to merit Greatest Hits standing as far as sales go (but we all know they won't be taking this price drop until much later)

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Square Enix's WiiWare Microtransactions Let You Buy More Races, Outfits, Joy]]> @TheEngineer: Rocking the Goggles: Actually, its really not that bad here. Some of the people really need to open their eyes--well, A lot of the people do, but my generation is a huge improvement--but overall its not nearly as bad as TV/movies portray it. Its actually really beautiful here too.

Having said that, yes, I am definitely leaving this state before I settle down, but that is mainly so that I can get a real winter with real snow. Also, my vote not being ultimately futile would be nice.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on A Second Look At The God Of War/PSP Bundle]]> Pretty neat, but I really don't understand why this isn't coming out until June. Shouldn't it be out....now? Especially now that the Star Wars one is no longer in production?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Guitar Hero Aerosmith To Be Thankfully Not Just Aerosmith]]> @FANBOY of ceilings: Actually, Emo is just country music sans the redneck. Also, I don't think I've heard a new Emo band come out in years (this is for the best), but the Internet seems to have taken this word and twisted it (whats new)

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Guitar Hero Aerosmith To Be Thankfully Not Just Aerosmith]]> @Bobby McPresscott: I don't understand....you're mad because this game makes you feel like shit?

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Square Enix's WiiWare Microtransactions Let You Buy More Races, Outfits, Joy]]> I live in Alabama, thus this is appropriate.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Fallout 3 Has Over 200 Endings]]> I am predicting extremely small differences between most of the endings.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Rock Band Hits Wii on June 22]]> Is it really going to be white like that, or is that just a Kotaku photoshop job we are so accustomed to? I usually love white themed stuff, but I find this to look particularly unpleasant.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on More Sonic Unleashed Images Trickle Out]]> @Knight-Zero: And that is supposed to mean...what exactly?
@Ruglia: They are NEVER interesting? Thats hardly a fair claim, especially when considering the other character in this discussion by very definition has no soul. But yeah, as I've said, Sonic has had some BAD writing and it has only gotten worse, but he had sort of a short-lived golden age in his comic series (Sonic the Hedgehog, not the Sonic X stuff) and I'm confident Bioware will turn a few heads.

Plus, Sonic was voiced by freaking Urkel in that old, horrible cartoon. If there was a presidential candidate voiced by Urkel, he would immediately get my vote.

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on More Sonic Unleashed Images Trickle Out]]> @Knight-Zero: I am actually still of this opinion, though that is certainly not me saying Sonic's games are better. As a mascot and as a character I just find him ultimately more interesting, if for nothing more than the fact that he has a personality (though it has ranged from good to soul-rapingly bad)

]]> <![CDATA[Captain Internet commented on Gundam Train Statue Erected]]> @Chanaluss: No.

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