Captain Internet commented on Kojima Jr: "Metal Gear Is Such A Shitty Game"

"Thats no son of Kojima. His wife must have cheated on him; how much you want to bet the child is black?"

Captain Internet commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters Re-imaged As Anime

"I was about to instigate another Hiroshima incident, but then they threw Snake in there right at the end. Good for you, Japan, good for you."

Captain Internet commented on Chill Out With World of Warcraft

"God damnit that puppy is cute."

Captain Internet commented on PS3 Rumble Controllers Hit Next Week

"Yikes, at least these controllers come with a rechargeable battery."

Captain Internet commented on New Cake Screens Leaked

"Holy crap, I was literally laughing my ass off at this, and I rarely laugh at internet shenanigans."

Captain Internet commented on Pachter: Wii Shortage? Blame The Lousy US Dollar

"@Mini-Boss: Beautiful."

Captain Internet commented on Proudly Display Your Metal Gear Inspired Moustaches

"@TheIrishNinja: I hope you are right."

Captain Internet commented on At Least One More PlayStation 3 Model Coming

"Still waiting for 120/160gig white ps3 with backwards compatibility. Are you really going to make people wait until June12th to show some PS2 love?"

Captain Internet commented on Video "Proof" That Rock Band Learns You Some Drummin'

"@cbg2113: Actually, that isn't true."

Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs

"@Captain Internet: In the center, I mean."

Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs

"I kinda wanna see the girl on the cover dressed up as Midna. And then naked plz."

Captain Internet commented on Prototype's Multiplayer Gets Cut

"Ah, drat."

Captain Internet commented on Do You Finish Every Game You Buy?

"About 80% of them."

Captain Internet commented on No, Microsoft, This Is Not How You Appeal To Parents

"Man."

Captain Internet commented on Too Human Development Diary, Silicon Knights Officially Goes Crazy Edition

"I honestly can't believe anyone is not pumped for this game, especially after watching that footage."

Captain Internet commented on Tales Of Symphonia Wii Gets June Release

"This makes me want a Wiijust a little bit more."

Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3

"@Groodle: I agree in full."

Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3

"@Foggynotion: Ratchet, Sly Cooper, Wander, Ico, Kratos, Nathan Drake, Ellen and Keats (Folklore), Ape Escape monkies, that douchebag with glasses from Buzz, Nariko, A huge Lair dragon?, Dart (Legend of Dragoon), Vahn (Legend of Legaia), Little Big Planet puppet thing, Locoroco blob, PaRappa, Patapon tribe, generic guy from Resistance: Fall of man, Gabe Logan, Sweet Tooth, awesome huge knight from White Knight Chronicles. Granted, none of these characters match up to Master Chief--as far as popularity goes."