No, chowderhead filmmaker Uwe Boll has not been kidnapped by terrorists. Unfortunately. The above pic is from his upcoming adaptation of Postal—a movie that even Gary Coleman apparently has turned down! (But, that sadly News Radio's Dave Foley and John Cassavetes mainstay, Seymour Cassel have not.) There are a handful of pictures of the film, which will probably suck. But, this looks to be so over the top it could be a good kind of suck. Like Chowderhead's masterwork.

Hit the jump for a pic of Uwe in lederhosen with Mini Me and a penis doll. No joke! Brian Ashcraft

Wow, Just Wow [Bollfans via 1Up]