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Half Naked Tank Babes Promote RTS

Ummm, WTF? I'm a few syllables (OK, a whole bunch of syllables) shy of speechless. JoWood sends word that FHM magazine is running a spread of "Tank Babes" to promote their game Panzer Elite Action. Judging by the women and their... outfits(?) I'd say that in the game you're given bits of twine and strips of camo and forced to make alluring outfits for the local peasantry out of them.

Ya know, maybe a picture of a tank would have helped. I've safely ensconced the images on the jump so no one get's fired. They're not naked or anything, just very close to it.

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