Most of Germany may have descended on this year's Games Convention, but were they in a rush? Yes... no, well, maybe, sorta. No we're not running, we're totally walking. Look at our arms. It's OK Germany, we'd be excited too about the chance to play StarCraft II, Call of Duty 4 and... Wii Sports. We might have even run-walked to the booths if we were in your colorful jeans and leather shoes.
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