File this under "don't try this at home, kids"—this is the sort of thing that's probably best experienced via YouTube.

Because opening a bottle with a bottle opener isn't extreme enough, Slow Mo Lab decided to use a chainsaw instead. Frankly, I'm surprised the entire bottle doesn't just explode on contact. It's a freakin' chainsaw!

Opening Cider and Coke with a Chainsaw in Slow Motion[Slo Mo Lab]