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Due to an insane server mashup this afternoon, smutty sister site Fleshbot already sort of posted this on Kotaku, but posts are going to their correct blogs now so this should get an official post outta us.
The previously-referenced Whores of Warcraft site has finally launched, with a ll the chainmail and squatting you've come to expect from gamerotica. Currently there is only one episode available on the site, which pits rogue against warrior in the ultimate whatever.
I did manage to find this horrifying photograph by surfing the site's MySpace, so I guess you can gird your loins in preparation for ogre ass-to-mouth. I hear the ghoul gives the ogre a high five right before the money shot.
Look, I'm sorry. I'm just bitter because nobody makes porn for me. The closest I ever got was one of you tactless flying monkeys e-mailing me, and with nary an introduction, asking me if I read yaoi manga. This person is now filtered, needless to say. Jesus Christ, a "hi, my name is ____, I like the site" might be nice prior to the pornterrogation.
One of the Whorecraft stars is one Monica Mayhem, who appears a few times in the Fleshbot archives. This post showcases the the tragedy of implants in a girl who had some of the most adorable naturals I've ever seen. Perky, pouty, symmetrical, all the right stuff. Now turn asunder. Such a goddamned shame.
I am genuinely curious about the process by which all porn stars eventually look the same. It's the Barbie gravity well.
Whores of Warcraft [Fleshbot]
Previously on Kotaku: Not Safe for Warcraft
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