According to Official Xbox Magazine, the best game you can get for the Xbox 360 is...Fight Night Round 3. They gave the EA boxing game a perfect 10 out of 10, which resulted in their readers getting their collective boxers in a knot. Gamer boxers are well-documented as being among the most easily knotted in existence, but nonetheless the editor-in-chief has written an editorial defending the score and musing somewhat wanderingly about the significance of review scores in the modern console scene.

And for a game to score the unspeakable Valhalla of game-pub validation, the 10, it had better be all things to all people while slicing, dicing, and julienne-ing the fuck out of everything, including that stuff that Zorkian BAR BAR is made out of.

Man, I love dropping obscure references, but going from Valhalla to Zorkian BAR BAR via Ron Popeil left me with a serious inner-ear disorder.

The Ramifications of a '10' [Next Generation]