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			<title><![CDATA[Man Screams, Takes Off Shirt. He Becomes a Dragonball Super Saiyan.]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: fYxCrugJj_o --><!-- /videoId: fYxCrugJj_o --> YouTube user KillaKarisma realized something. Give him a few minutes, and he'll tell you about the time he saw a Chinese man set a paper on fire with only his hands and about how you, yes you, can become a <a href="http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan">Super Saiyan</a>. Just like he did.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5885600/man-screams-takes-off-shirt-he-becomes-a-dragonball-super-saiyan" title="Click here to read more about Man Screams, Takes Off Shirt. He Becomes a Dragonball Super Saiyan.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Report: Student Used His DSi Camera for Underwear Photos. Dick Pics, Too.]]></title>
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				In 2004, when Nintendo originally launched the Nintendo DS with its <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PictoChat">PictoChat</a> feature, it wasn't uncommon for people to doodle dicks. Then Nintendo put a camera on the DSi, and the inevitable happened: penis photos.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5879830/report-student-used-his-dsi-camera-for-underwear-photos-dick-pics-too" title="Click here to read more about Report: Student Used His DSi Camera for Underwear Photos. Dick Pics, Too.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Man's Asia Honeymoon. With a Cardboard Girl.]]></title>
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				If you think being married to people is hard, try being married to a cardboard person. And then globetrotting around with your better half. Your better cardboard half, that is.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5879488/this-mans-asia-honeymoon-with-a-cardboard-girl/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Man's Asia Honeymoon. With a Cardboard Girl.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Forget MacBook Pro, This Guy Is Playing His Xbox 360 at Starbucks]]></title>
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				At Starbucks, you see people with their iPads, their MacBooks, and, yes, their gaming portables. What you don't usually see are people with their home consoles.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5878714/forget-macbook-pro-this-guy-is-playing-his-xbox-360-at-starbucks" title="Click here to read more about Forget MacBook Pro, This Guy Is Playing His Xbox 360 at Starbucks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Apologies for <a href="http://kotaku.com/5878341/copywriter-points-to-skyrim-blowjob-ad/gallery/1">all the blowjobs</a> tonight! (I've always wanted to write that.) Just like <a href="http://kotaku.com/5875750/you-cannot-unsee-yoshi-i-promise/gallery/1">Yoshi on the Japanese tea cartons</a>, here's another subliminal image you cannot unsee: a pink giraffe getting off in bizarre S&M play with a pink slug.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5878345/youll-never-see-the-resident-evil-6-logo-the-same-way/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about You'll Never Look at the Resident Evil 6 Logo the Same">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Check Out This Amazing Gears of War Pistol Made Entirely of Paper]]></title>
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				Some time ago we shared the papercraft wonder that was Leo Firebrand's <em>Fallout 3</em> homage: <a href="http://kotaku.com/5547634/as-bad-as-a-gun-made-of-paper-could-ever-be">the laser pistol</a>. Paper (and some papier-mâché for the gun handle) alone yielded a believable piece of the post-apocalypse.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5876520/check-out-this-amazing-gears-of-war-pistol-made-entirely-of-paper" title="Click here to read more about Check Out This Amazing Gears of War Pistol Made Entirely of Paper">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Right now, you may think you are looking at a new zero calorie lychee apple tea drink. You are. But you are also looking at Nintendo's character, Yoshi.  Yes.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5875750/you-cannot-unsee-yoshi-i-promise/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about You Cannot Unsee Yoshi. I Promise.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Tokyo is expensive. That new Shinjuku office Square Enix is <a href="http://kotaku.com/5874620/check-out-square-enixs-brand-new-headquarters">moving into</a> must cost a large fortune. Some of the country's most expensive real estate is Tokyo's Ginza and Osaka's Umeda.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5874699/who-wants-to-crap-next-to-a-window/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Who Wants To Crap Next to a Window?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's winter. That is, unless you leave below the equator. For those using computers and shivering, the wizards at Japanese peripheral company <a href="http://www.thanko.jp/index.html">Thanko</a> have a ridiculous mouse pad for you. WITH VOLTRON EYES.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5871301/pc-gamers-never-get-cold-hands-again-with-this-silly-cat" title="Click here to read more about PC Gamers, Never Get Cold Hands Again with this Silly Cat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Microsoft's lack of Xbox success in Japan is notorious. Microsoft only sells between two and three thousand Xbox 360s a week in Japan. The system doesn't exactly scream retail hit in Japan.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5871254/japan-gets-a-store-specializing-inthe-xbox-360-huh/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Japan Gets a Store Specializing in...the Xbox 360 (Huh?)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: WTpldq3myV0 --><!-- /videoId: WTpldq3myV0 --> I've seen <a href="http://kotaku.com/5830764/these-orangutans-play-with-ipads/gallery/">orangutans</a> play video games on a touch screen, but this is the first lizard. And this Bearded Dragon doesn't need opposable thumbs to master the art of gaming, he uses his tongue.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5867950/watch-this-lizard-kick-ass-at-a-video-game-with-his-tongue" title="Click here to read more about Watch This Lizard Kick Ass At A Video Game With His Tongue">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				On Saturday, twenty-two year-old Timothy Randall Clark was supposedly spotted in a Walmart back room stuffing video games in his clothes. The Walmart staffers didn't have to call the cops. There were already 50 of them in the store.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5865802/fifty-cops-dont-make-shoplifting-600-worth-of-video-games-easy" title="Click here to read more about Fifty Cops Don't Make Shoplifting $600 Worth of Video Games Easy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For more than 25 years, one of the constant laws of nature&mdash;like the speed of light&mdash;is the fact a duck hunt dog cannot be shot. Nothing, however, prevents the dog from shooting someone else, as a Utah man learned this past weekend.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5864728/asshole-dog-shoots-duck-hunter" title="Click here to read more about Asshole Dog Shoots Duck Hunter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A student in Milton Keynes, England paid a full bus fare for Marcus Fenix. No, really. Carrying home a life-size cardboard display of the <em>Gears of War</em> protagonist, Liam Sheridan was told by the driver his monthly bus pass didn't cover his companion.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5864179/a-cardboard-marcus-fenix-must-pay-for-a-seat-on-the-bus" title="Click here to read more about A Cardboard Marcus Fenix Must Pay for a Seat on the Bus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We've all heard the ridiculous demands in rock star's contract riders, things like the color of M&Ms, the temperature of the dressing room, the types of condiments for the party sub. Well, tomorrow night is <em>The Legend of Zelda<em> 25th Anniversary Symphony Concert in Los Angeles, and you should <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=229086483819156&set=a.228567223871082.54237.170177419710063&type=3&permPage=1">see Link's list of demands.</a></em></em>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5851928/zelda-concerts-contract-rider-calls-for-all-sorts-of-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Zelda Concert's &quot;Contract Rider&quot; Calls for All Sorts of Awesome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: P-1yVrfYDJU --><!-- /videoId: P-1yVrfYDJU --> At the end of August, we brought you <em>Mari0</em>, which showed everyone <a href="http://kotaku.com/5835600/mari0-puts-a-portal-gun-in-super-mario-bros">how our favorite plumber would navigate the standard World 1-1 with aid of Portal gun</a>. It was pretty friggin' easy.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5849336/a-more-challenging-mari0-mod-makes-the-portal-gun-a-plumbers-friend" title="Click here to read more about A More Challenging Mari0 Mod Makes the Portal Gun a Plumber's Friend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: RBItgOsbXhM --><!-- /videoId: RBItgOsbXhM --> Before the infamous crash of console gaming in the early 1980s, third-party cartridge development was somewhat a wild-west affair. Development costs were negligible compared to present times and, without the need for a presence in online distribution channels, a garage-built game might actually turn a profit on door-to-door sales. Thus <em>Extra-Terrestrials</em> was born.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5847530/the-rarest-longest+lost-atari-2600-cartridge++once-sold-door+to+door+is-finally-found" title="Click here to read more about The Rarest, Longest-Lost Atari 2600 Cartridge&mdash;Once Sold Door-to-Door&mdash;is Finally Found">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Valve opened a photo-submission contest offering beta keys for <em>DotA 2</em> and asking fans to show just how much they want one. The contest guidelines included the requirement that images be larger than 600 by 400 pixels. Think a billboard will do?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5845902/this-guy-is-hellbent-on-getting-a-dota-2-beta-key" title="Click here to read more about This Guy is Hellbent on Getting a DotA 2 Beta Key">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Oct 2011 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Playing video games and doing laundry are two activities that don't go well together at all, unless you're Kingston University design student Lee Wei Chen, who has used his magical powers to combine to join the two tasks in unholy matrimony.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5843877/amazing-arcade-machine-inverts-the-relationship-between-gaming-and-laundry" title="Click here to read more about Amazing Arcade Machine Inverts the Relationship Between Gaming and Laundry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 2To1Y8U34VI --><!-- /videoId: 2To1Y8U34VI --> The merry band behind the <a href="http://kotaku.com/5822179/when-minecraft-meets-bomberman-chests-explode"><em>Bomberman</em> mod for <em>Minecraft</em></a> have struck again, creating a colossal in-game stop-motion animation of <em>Tetris</em>&mdash;complete with a Game Boy surround (and startup screen!).				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5843478/enormous-tetris-stop+motion-animation-created-in-minecraft" title="Click here to read more about Enormous Tetris Stop-Motion Animation Created in Minecraft">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It was captured on film&mdash;OK, cell phone&mdash;by one of the many contributors to <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/48679">People of Walmart</a>, archive of discount store shoppers with questionable fashion and lifestyle choices. And here it is.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5843469/the-time-a-fan-of-sonic-the-hedgehog-and-truck-nuts-drove-to-walmart" title="Click here to read more about The Time a Fan of Sonic the Hedgehog and Truck Nuts Drove to Walmart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The<em> Angry Birds</em> Asian Challenge will have gamers competing in the popular casual game aboard a Finnair flight from Finland to Singapore later this week, the airliner said today.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5841676/angry-birds-tournament-held-32000-feet-in-the-air" title="Click here to read more about Angry Birds Tournament Held 32,000 Feet In the Air">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 7sEUDSz9XuY --><!-- /videoId: 7sEUDSz9XuY --> This is <em>Super Mario Bros.</em> reduced to a 64-pixel version (sorta). Modder Brad Slattery made this handheld 8 by 8 LED board which displays a playable <em>Super Mario Bros.</em>, if you use a lot of imagination, of course. Mario is just a single yellow blip.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5841526/super-pixel-bros-is-a-playable-super-mario-bros-in-only-64-pixels" title="Click here to read more about Super Pixel Bros. is a Playable Super Mario Bros., in Only 64 Pixels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Sep 2011 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 In a recent episode of <em>Pok&eacute;mon</em>, Ash, or "Satoshi" as he's called in Japan, introduced himself. The show, like most shows in Japan, has optional subtitles so hearing impaired individuals can also enjoy the program. Whoever did the subtitling has a wicked sense of humor.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5838298/pikachu-aint-a-dick-he-is-ashs-friend" title="Click here to read more about Pikachu Ain't a Dick. He Is Ash's Friend.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Everyone loves the <em>Dragon Quest</em> slime. Meat buns are incredibly popular, too. But a meat bun Slime? More importantly, a <em>blue</em> meat bun?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5837335/blue-slime-you-can-eat-but-will-you" title="Click here to read more about Blue Slime, You Can Eat. But Will You?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: pjQ7SjB_6a8 --><!-- /videoId: pjQ7SjB_6a8 --> Wait! Before you fire up that 3DS Ambassador copy of NES classic <em>Metroid</em> on your Nintendo 3DS&mdash;you know those games are <a href="http://kotaku.com/5836069/look-ma-free-nes-games-go-live-early-in-japan">available for download already</a>, right 3DS owners?&mdash;do <em>not</em> put in the following password. It'll crash your 3DS!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5836433/under-no-circumstances-should-you-use-this-dirty-password-on-metroid-for-nintendo-3ds" title="Click here to read more about Under No Circumstances Should You Use This Dirty Password on Metroid for Nintendo 3DS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 It's the early 1990s all over again! Sony revealed today that it is launching a new head-mounted display, able to screen both 2D and 3D.  Ready to barf? Aw, come on. It won't be that bad.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5836062/meet-the-craziest-sony-product-of-2011/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Meet the Craziest Sony Product of 2011">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Aug 2011 02:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Nintendo is offering 3DS owners the chance to get the 39th President's cat, an offer made all the more macabre because our 39th President, Jimmy Carter, once killed a cat.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5835270/cat+killing-jimmy-carter-and-nintendos-strange-offer" title="Click here to read more about Cat-Killing Jimmy Carter and Nintendo's Strange Offer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 This past spring, Japanese peripheral maker Hori <a href="http://kotaku.com/5780041/are-there-enough-gamers-for-this-controller">said it would make</a> a specialized <a href="http://kotaku.com/5780460/virtual-idol-rage"><em>Miku Hatsune</em></a> rhythm game controller if enough people pre-ordered it. Enough people did, and Hori made the controller. And it's huge.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5827617/this-is-a-very-large-controller" title="Click here to read more about This Is a Very Large Controller">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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				 Shoko Nakagawa, <a href="http://kotaku.com/5808127/the-queen-of-pokmon/gallery/">queen of <em>Pok&eacute;mon</em></a> and <a href="http://kotaku.com/5821138/lady-goes-bananas-over-zelda-commercial-appearance">star</a> of an upcoming <em>Zelda</em> commercial, gained fame a few years back for sticking her cat's head in her mouth and smelling its butt. She has another unusual hobby.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5826845/this-post-will-ruin-your-breakfast" title="Click here to read more about This Post Will Ruin Your Breakfast">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Aug 2011 08:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: T11RWBUht70 --><!-- /videoId: T11RWBUht70 --> <a href="http://kotaku.com/5781470/gears-of-war-board-game-still-in-the-works">Spied at PAX East</a> and <a href="http://kotaku.com/5803170/chainsaw-dudes-in-half-at-your-next-family-game-night-with-gears-of-war-the-board-game">spec'd out in May</a>, <em>Gears of War: The Board Game</em> may not have a release date but there is mounting evidence that, against all odds, this is actually a thing.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5826136/gears-of-war-the-board-game-gets-a-trailer" title="Click here to read more about Gears of War: The Board Game Gets a Trailer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: M4DvlAb4eA4 --><!-- /videoId: M4DvlAb4eA4 --> What are you doing this summer? This dude is having his robot friend Darwin pick up <em>Dance Dance Revolution</em>. Beats cutting grass!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5824718/a-robot-begins-his-ddr-odyssey" title="Click here to read more about A Robot Begins His DDR Odyssey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some people have flesh and blood girlfriends. Others have pillows. And some have plastic toys. One curry restaurant in Tokyo's geek district is sensitive to this.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5822100/eat-curry-with-your-plastic-girlfriend" title="Click here to read more about Eat Curry. With Your Plastic Girlfriend.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: 3DkqMjfqqPc --><!-- /videoId: 3DkqMjfqqPc --> YouTube user TehN1ppe posts ten hour clips. Ten hours! Ten hours of endless loops, like Mario climbing a vine. For ten hours. Or Mudkip. Yep, Mah, Hiep, Mah, Hiep. For ten hours.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5821148/do-you-have-ten-hours-over-a-hundred-this-post-is-for-you/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Do You Have Ten Hours? Over a Hundred? This Post Is for You.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Robin Williams and his daughter are in a <a href="http://kotaku.com/5812122/robin-williams-named-his-daughter-after-princess-zelda">commercial</a> for <em>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D</em>. They both were probably pretty stoked, but did they go mental? Like this?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5821138/lady-goes-bananas-over-zelda-commercial-appearance" title="Click here to read more about Lady Goes Bananas over Zelda Commercial Appearance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: Z_DmnDxMdXA --><!-- /videoId: Z_DmnDxMdXA --> PAX. E3. Comic-Con. Gamescom. The Tokyo Game Show. What do all of those shows have in common? <em>The smell</em>.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5820741/very-important-advice-for-stinky-people" title="Click here to read more about Very Important Advice for Stinky People">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Middle-Aged Man Arrested over Plastic Schoolgirl (Stupidity Ensues)]]></title>
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				Ruiko Saten is not real. She's a flower-in-her-hair schoolgirl character in anime <em>To aru Kagaku no Railgun</em>. Earlier this spring, in Shizuoka, Japan, one of her plastic figures was stolen!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5820717/middle+aged-man-arrested-over-plastic-schoolgirl-stupidity-ensues" title="Click here to read more about Middle-Aged Man Arrested over Plastic Schoolgirl (Stupidity Ensues)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 02:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Live in China? Own property? <em>Virtual</em> property? Sunshine Insurance Group Corporation might have you covered.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5818906/china-launches-virtual-property-insurance" title="Click here to read more about China Launches &quot;Virtual Property&quot; Insurance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Jul 2011 08:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Kotaku/videos/1635 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Kotaku/videos/1635 --> There must be a reason why I don't talk to random people on Xbox Live. Oh, right. This is it. <em>[Update]: We've gotten another copy of this video (above), which was pulled by YouTube shortly after our story aired.</em>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5816577/everything-wrong-with-online-gaming-in-less-than-two-minutes" title="Click here to read more about Everything Wrong with Online Gaming in Less Than Two Minutes [Updated]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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