Sorry Kirk. You did a good job with all those words and feelings, but you're nae a Scottish man in a plush brown bathrobe and police hat.

If you've never caught one of Tam McGleish's reviews before, know that they're worth watching on two fronts. One, yes, they're funny, but like Mr. Plinkett's film reviews, they're also great criticisms in their own right.

Tam gets fired intae Thief [YouTube, via Kotaku Scotland Australia]