John Brownlee, who changed both his name and his affiliations when he jumped the S.S. Kotaku for Wired.Com, has posted a frightening image of a Fathead (yes, that's really what they call deep-sea dwelling Psychrolutes) that bears an unsettling resemblance to Mr. Saturn from Mother.

As if that weren't freaky enough, Brownlee throws his particular cephalophilliac desires into the mix and mentions both former Kotaku writer Eliza and wanking. Great, not I have one more thing to fear bobbing up in my toilet just as I'm about to settle down on the Formica. Brian Crecente