The word goes forth: MPH players beware! You got incoming cheaters and they like it when you cry. Says savvy 4 Color Rebellion:

Thanks to a trainer officially released today for the game, hackers now have the ability to boot into the NWC with the trainer active, and do any or all of the following things:

* Infinite Energy
* Infinite Missiles
* Infinite Sub-Weapon
* Hold B To Levitate

The worst part is, according to the NFO, the trainer was created SPECIFICALLY to barge into Wi-Fi games, spreading general dickery all around - like a cancerous cyst, spewing pus everywhere. Beware, gamers. The onslaught commeth.

Disgusting. The very worst kind of shitweaselry. I await foam-flecked commentary on the state of the game, your scores, and detailed recountings of the day's triumphs and trials. Do tell. Eliza gauger

Warning: Incoming MPH Cheating [4 Color Rebellion]