Pixelated Minecraft items can be confusing for someone not familiar with the game—like Redditor CyanideX-Ed's wife in this case—with pretty hilarious results when they try to guess their names.
In this version of Minecraft, you could make cocaine from broccoli stems:
Minecraft Items According To My Nongamer Wife [imgur, via r/minecraft]
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