You're gonna live 'til you die in Call of Duty: Ghosts which, for millions on Tuesday, will be about 16 seconds after spawning.
A bombed-out, bro'd out Vegas stars alongside Megan Fox (Bad Boys II, as "Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall") in the live-action launch trailer Activision just pushed out for its megabazillion-dollar franchise. What happens in Vegas happens in Ghosts, too, as Sin City has a map in the game's multiplayer and features into the campaign.
Yeah, I'd call out the crass nature of the video and the cynical tagline. But then, I complained about this sort of thing five years ago—no one cared then, they probably don't care now, so everything's ring-a-ding. Call of Duty: Ghosts causes the United States' largest sick day on Tuesday.