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				Sega has picked Andrea Bonnaccorso from a field of nine hotties in the <a href="http://kotaku.com/5350789/be-bayonetta-win-hd-gaming-set+up">Bayonetta impersonation contest </a>they ran in conjunction with Maxim. Andrea gets a fly gaming rig and 972 unsolicited Facebook friend requests for her trouble.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5411266/heres-the-maxim-bayonetta-model-winner" title="Click here to read more about Here's the Maxim Bayonetta Model Winner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Maxim and Sega are teaming up to find a real-world Bayonetta.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5350789/be-bayonetta-win-hd-gaming-set+up" title="Click here to read more about Be Bayonetta, Win HD Gaming Set-Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				When news passed that Electronic Games Monthly subscribers would have their subscriptions to the <a href="http://kotaku.com/5124928/1up-sold-to-hearst-corporation-egm-to-close-%5Bupdate%5D">folded, venerable mag</a> <a href="http://kotaku.com/5291717/egm-subscribers-getting-maxim-as-replacement">replaced with Maxim</a>, you just <em>knew</em> something like this was gonna happen.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5335343/egmmaxim-subscription-swap-not-a-hit-with-moms" title="Click here to read more about EGM/Maxim Subscription Swap Not a Hit with Moms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Those of us with outstanding subscriptions to Electronic Gaming Monthly may finally be on the receiving end of a suitable replacement, should you be a horny hetero male who doesn't like actual nudity in your magazines and enjoys skimming Maxim.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5291717/egm-subscribers-getting-maxim-as-replacement" title="Click here to read more about EGM Subscribers Getting Maxim As Replacement">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:20:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've already had our fair share of <em>Game of the Year</em> awards, now it's time to find out what everyone has just been <em>dying</em> to know: Who were the hottest video game babes this year?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5116728/maxims-hottest-video-game-babes-of-2008" title="Click here to read more about Maxim's Hottest Video Game Babes of 2008">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Maxim spent some time with legendary Mortal Kombat announcer Hernan Sanchez, during which time they did exactly what I would do in that situation - make him say silly things in a menacing voice. 

Mr. Sanchez has one of the most recognized and authoritative voices ever put to work in a video game, so when you hear him say, for instance, "Epic Fail", you truly feel like you failed on a rather epic scale. Conversely, when his deep voice rumbles your speakers with "Flawless....Ensemble", you can't help but feel like you've really made your outfit come together. 

Maxim was kind enough to make an embeddable version of their Unlocked Mortal Kombat Phrases soundboard, which I have been kind enough to embed, after the jump. Enjoy!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5099364/maxim-makes-mortal-kombat-announcer-say-tickle-him" title="Click here to read more about Maxim Makes Mortal Kombat Announcer Say &quot;Tickle Him!&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 While I generally don't pay too much attention to Maxim's video game coverage, mainly because I don't feel like I fit into their core demographic (Maxim readers), every once in a while the magazine that gave Sudeki for the Xbox 5 stars has something interesting to offer. Like a list of the 7 Greatest Faceless Announcers in Video Games, a celebration of those announcers we never see but will never forget.  You may know them as "The Finish Him Guy", or "the guy from Soul Calibur who sounds like he's just making shit up as he goes along", but you love them just the same. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5091872/hearing-voices-+-the-top-faceless-game-announcers" title="Click here to read more about Hearing Voices - The Top Faceless Game Announcers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Curious about how an investment in rupees, the currency in <em>The Legend of Zelda</em>, would have translated into real world profit? The financial wizards at Maxim have gone through the impressive effort of translating the in-game value of currencies to real-world dollars from a septet of classic and modern video games, a scientific pursuit that proves a single mineral unit from <em>StarCraft</em> is worth far, far more than a gold ring from <em>Sonic the Hedgehog</em> will ever be. Pulitzer for economic research, please!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/375393/video-game-currencies-that-out+value-the-us-dollar" title="Click here to read more about Video Game Currencies That Out-Value The US Dollar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sure, <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/goty/time-announces-top-ten-video-games-of-2007-332033.php">TIME's list of the best ten games released this calendar year</a> had its controversial entries, but I highly doubt anyone will dispute gaming bible Maxim's choices. Basically, all you really need to know is that 2K Games <em>The Darkness</em> surpassed <em>Metroid Prime 3: Corruption</em> in Maxim magazine's year end wrap up of the best games of 2007. What else did <em>The Darkness</em> beat out? <em>Halo 3</em>, <em>Rock Band</em> and <em>Mass Effect</em>, who sadly didn't make the cut, despite one of those featuring hot girl-on-girl action. At least <em>Halo 3</em> nabbed the coveted "User Pick" for top spot. Maybe similar mags Stuff or King will throw them a bone. Anyhoo, enough teasing. Here are the top ten games of 2007, as decreed by the editors of Maxim.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/332802/maxim-announces-top-ten-video-games-of-2007" title="Click here to read more about Maxim Announces Top Ten Video Games of 2007">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:40:47 EST]]></pubDate>
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				While Ash is our <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/hot-tears-of-shame/sick-of-jubblies-there-is-this-315369.php">resident jubblies expert</a> in his Kotaku After Dark segments, we felt it our duty to report that CNET Networks (whom some of you may know better as the parent company of GameSpot) is taking on magazine veteran Stephen Colvin as Executive Vice President of their Entertainment & Lifestyle division. Colvin was formerly at Dennis Publishing where he was behind projects like Maxim, Blender and Stuff. We can only hope that the completely obvious is going to happen, and that the charming, but not so bikinilicious staff at GameSpot will be replaced with coked-out models wearing dental floss modified to resemble soccer jerseys. Hit the jump for a piece of the in-house memo on the topic. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/315613/gamespot-gets-jubblies" title="Click here to read more about GameSpot Gets Jubblies?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				While I stopped paying any attention whatsoever to Maxim once they gave Sudeki for the Xbox five out of five stars, I have to admit that their choice for number 95 in their top 100 pretty women list is, at the very least, novel. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/260968/virtual-girl-makes-maxims-hot-100" title="Click here to read more about Virtual Girl Makes Maxim's Hot 100">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 May 2007 15:20:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Arcade game <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/big-buck-hunter-pro/threadless-hearts-big-buck-hunter-237996.php"><i>Big Buck Hunter Pro</i></a> makes its way into America's favorite jubblie-glossy <i>Maxim Magazine</i> this month. Turn to page 34, and the cabinet's in the "Good" section of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" column. Those plastic shotguns? Ugly. The plaid school girl kilts? Bad, so bad. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span> 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/241738/maxims-big-buck-hunter-girlies" title="Click here to read more about Maxim's Big Buck Hunter Girlies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:00:25 EST]]></pubDate>
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Last week, Eliza <a href="http/www.kotaku.com/gaming/exclusive/exclusive-playboys-women-of-video-games-picture-205943.php">verbally body slammed Playboy's editor</a> over their upcoming feature about hot, naked girls in gaming... girls no one had ever heard of. Playboy claimed that "if you feel these women are not prominent enough in their games, that's an issue for the developers who should be creating more strong roles for women." Eliza's response &mdash; in which she rattled off dozens of names of well-known female game characters who re-affirmed positive gender ideals &mdash; can only be described as a <em>Mortal Kombat</em> style fatality. Scott's offal-coated pelvis hangs above Eliza's mantle, connected to the spine she deftly ripped out of his back.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/206132/tekken-girls-get-wet-and-naked-in-maxim" title="Click here to read more about Tekken Girls Get Wet And Naked in Maxim">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:00:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/hardcorepinball.jpg"></a>Gawd. Here's <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/diec-2005/kojima-ds-spank-game-rumor-debunked-141159.php">another example</a> of pervy journos putting pervy words into people's mouths, bad translating and off-the-wall questions. This one's from <i>Maxim</i> (big surprise). 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/147292/hardcore-zelda-yeah-right" title="Click here to read more about Hardcore Zelda? Yeah, Right">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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