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			<title><![CDATA[Pokemon: Diamond Tries "Massive Damage" Ha-Ha, Fails]]></title>
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				"Massive damage." LOL! "Giant enemy crabs." LOL!! 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/255042/pokemon-diamond-tries-massive-damage-ha+ha-fails" title="Click here to read more about Pokemon: Diamond Tries "Massive Damage" Ha-Ha, Fails">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:00:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Genji Massively Damaged]]></title>
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				Chris Kohler over at the Wired gaming blog had several unkind things to say about Genji: Days of the Blade, one of the PS3's few original launch titles. The game is plagued by a crappy camera, off-screen objectives, and at least one bug that could completely screw up your day. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/216653/genji-massively-damaged" title="Click here to read more about Genji Massively Damaged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:40:25 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nintendo Busts Sony's Balls For Massive Damage]]></title>
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      The "Massive Damage" meme? Old. Uttered by the producer of <i>Genji 2</i> at Sony's E3 train wreck of a presser, it's officially no longer funny. (It still makes us giggle, but whatever.) The quote has haunted that producer and ultimately has resulted in him not giving any more interviews, apparently. We wonder if he even leaves the house.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/204469/nintendo-busts-sonys-balls-for-massive-damage" title="Click here to read more about Nintendo Busts Sony's Balls For Massive Damage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:22:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[TGS06: Justify Your Game: Genji]]></title>
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It's too bad that <i>Genji</i> is actually pretty good, because this is the worst pitch we've ever heard and hope that this clip does not do massive damage to the game's sales. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/202783/tgs06-justify-your-game-genji" title="Click here to read more about TGS06: Justify Your Game: Genji">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:06:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Crab Dude Interviewed For Massive Damage]]></title>
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Kyle Shubel is a famous man. At E3, the producer unveiled not only one, but two catch phrases: "Giant enemy crab" and "Massive damage." The game is <i>Genji: Days of the Blade</i>, and actually looks somewhat interesting (once you expunge the E3 press conference from your mind). Shubel talked with Game Informer, pointing out that the giant crabs (heikegani) are real creatures and are two meters in size. Now, whether they found warriors in ancient Japanese battles is another issue. Shubel adds:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/199249/crab-dude-interviewed-for-massive-damage" title="Click here to read more about Crab Dude Interviewed For Massive Damage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:20:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
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