God, can you imagine this being your life? Imagine that you're a vapid, stuck-up quasi-celebrity, a media whore. You have no talent except a panache for fashion, a pretty smile and the inexplicable attention of photographers and journalists, yet you some actually manage earn a living showing up parties, smiling prettily for the camera and pretending to be nice to creeps and perverts. Wouldn't you just be filled with self-loathing?

Thank god I'm not Cliffy B! Florian Eckhardt

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