mario - Forget Ryan Gosling in Drive. Check out Mario in Kart

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By Kirk Hamilton Feb 14, 2012 9:00 PM 12,782

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Forget Ryan Gosling in Drive. Check out Mario in Kart

Forget Ryan Gosling in Drive. Check out Mario in Kart Man, that is one badassed jacket. That jacket is so badassed that even though this image is goofy and funny and ridiculous, I'm still impressed with Mario's total sexiness.

Wait until Princess Peach gets in an elevator with him. Oh man, it's gonna be awesome.

Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. [Dan Hipp, Tumblr]

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