Mario is a man we've become well accustomed to, we've followed his escapades for decades now. But despite bringing us new experiences he seems to harp on the past an awful lot.

The good news is, Mario, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Music: Danse Morialta Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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