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			<title><![CDATA[PSP Sets Fire To Schoolboy's Pants]]></title>
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				At the Warner Middle School in Farmington Hills Michigan this morning a fire broke out in a young boy's pants. According to police, the PSP in the student's pocket overheated and exploded, burning a hole in his pocket and causing minor burns on his legs. A teacher at the school managed to separate the boy from his gaming system, after which a lockdown was instituted at the school to facilitate emergency personnel reaching the injured young man, whose burns were treated on school grounds before being transported to a local hospital. Police are currently investigating the cause of the PSP's malfunction.  In the meantime, you might want to consider moving that puppy from your pocket to a backpack - preferably lined with asbestos, which is easily found at many schools across the country. I've had video games get my pants hot before, but somehow this just seems a whole lot less pleasant.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/353314/psp-sets-fire-to-schoolboys-pants" title="Click here to read more about PSP Sets Fire To Schoolboy's Pants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:20:23 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Another day, another Wii malfuction, only this one has profound possibilities.<center></center>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/217238/wii+gurgitating" title="Click here to read more about Wii-gurgitating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:40:38 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Fahey]]></dc:creator>
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