Are you a Wii owner without a lot of free time, no design skills whatsoever, or absolutely no sense of self-image? Have you tried to create a Mii for yourself only to find it keeps ending up looking like Ron Jeremy? Well either you are Ron Jeremy, or you need the services of Mii Station.

Mii Station is a website that for the paltry sum of $5 will take a photo of your lazy ass and create a Mii of you using the photo as a reference. Once they are done, they'll send it to your Wii via your Wii ID. The FAQ assures us that the creators of the custom Miis are not working in a sweatshop somewhere, but rather actual authentic Japanese people...not those fake Japanese people you see at Wal-Mart all the time.

You'd have to be an extremely lazy bastard to shell out a fiver for this service, but I've learned never to underestimate the sheer amount of sloth that we as gamers can generate. Michael Fahey

Mii Station - Make Mii! - Thanks SB!