"I'll take that newspaper and a pack of gum."
"That'll be $2.50."
"Umm...maybe you didn't notice the badge..."
"Oh, my mistake. I'm sorry."
"No problem."
"So that'll be $2.50, and as soon as you turn your back, I'll trip you and tea bag your fallen body."
"That's more like it."

My New l33t Buttons [hawtymcblog]