<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">
	<channel>
		<title><![CDATA[Kotaku: Kotakustalku]]></title>
		<image>
			<url>http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png</url>
			<title><![CDATA[Kotaku: Kotakustalku]]></title>
			<link>http://kotaku.com/tag/kotakustalku</link>
		</image>
		<link>http://kotaku.com/tag/kotakustalku</link>
		<atom:link rel="hub" href="http://gawker.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" />
		<description><![CDATA[Kotaku posts tagged Kotakustalku]]></description>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now" href="http://kotaku.com/metal-gear/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">metalgear</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now" href="http://kotaku.com/5884880/hideo-kojima-thinks-hes-ryan-gosling-now" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now" alt="Click here to read Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2012/02/small_6e4ec222e607371457821b723ecef323.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				The man? That's<em> Metal Gear</em> creator Hideo Kojima. The jacket? That's a replica of Ryan Gosling's from the movie <em>Drive</em>. With Hollywood's big night looming, a little Oscar party cosplay, perhaps?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5884880/hideo-kojima-thinks-hes-ryan-gosling-now" title="Click here to read more about Hideo Kojima Thinks He's Ryan Gosling Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5884880/hideo-kojima-thinks-hes-ryan-gosling-now]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5884880]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Metal Gear]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Drive]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Hideo Kojima]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Metal Gear Solid]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Plunkett]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5884880&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day" href="http://kotaku.com/screengrab/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">screengrab</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day" href="http://kotaku.com/5325754/cliffyb-makes-felicias-day" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day" alt="Click here to read CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2012/01/small_6b3817350b0a170c887ca56f19b0e6e3.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 [Thanks DH]				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5325754/cliffyb-makes-felicias-day" title="Click here to read more about CliffyB Makes Felicia's Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5325754/cliffyb-makes-felicias-day]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5325754]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[screengrab]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Cliff blezinski]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Cliffyb]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Comic-con 09]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Felicia Day]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Frag Dolls]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[L33tLauren]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Top]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5325754&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Patrice Has Been Found!]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Patrice Has Been Found!" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Patrice Has Been Found!" href="http://kotaku.com/5251524/patrice-has-been-found" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Patrice Has Been Found!" alt="Click here to read Patrice Has Been Found!" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2009/05/JfWviDU4GJo.jpg"/>
						<span class="play_icon"></span>					</a></div>
									</div>
				 While the gaming press was falling over itself for Jade Raymond's flowing locks in 2007, our eye had instead been caught by another Ubisoft employee. <a href="http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on">Patrice Desilets</a>.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5251524/patrice-has-been-found" title="Click here to read more about Patrice Has Been Found!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5251524/patrice-has-been-found]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5251524]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Assassins Creed 2]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Clips]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[patrice]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Patrice Desilets]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Ubisoft]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 May 2009 05:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Plunkett]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5251524&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard" href="http://kotaku.com/5238508/j-allard-no-its-doctor-j-allard" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard" alt="Click here to read J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2009/05/giantj.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged J ALLARD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged J ALLARD" href="http://kotaku.com/tag/j-allard/">J Allard</a> has, tragically, been in hiding for some time now. And still is! But his name, at least, has come out of hiding. We're glad. And so, <em>so </em>glad that when it did resurface, it was to share the limelight with some illustrious company!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5238508/j-allard-no-its-doctor-j-allard" title="Click here to read more about J Allard? No, It's Doctor J Allard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5238508/j-allard-no-its-doctor-j-allard]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5238508]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[J Allard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Zune]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 May 2009 05:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Plunkett]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5238508&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!" href="http://kotaku.com/5225275/you-too-can-meet-50-cent" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!" alt="Click here to read You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2009/04/50-cent-pointing.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				That is, if you live in New York City. And if you do, lucky <i>you</i>.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5225275/you-too-can-meet-50-cent" title="Click here to read more about You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5225275/you-too-can-meet-50-cent]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5225275]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[50 cent: blood on the sand]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5225275&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams" href="http://kotaku.com/5141392/megan-fox-also-plays-guitar-hero-outside-of-your-dreams" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams" alt="Click here to read Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2012/01/small_2990e573644cf6496a724dd4c8264784.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Why is Megan Fox playing <em>Guitar Hero</em> on the Wii news? It's not, you ungrateful little jerks. Here I am giving you pictures of Megan Fox and you question my posting judgment? How <em>dare</em> you.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5141392/megan-fox-also-plays-guitar-hero-outside-of-your-dreams" title="Click here to read more about Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5141392/megan-fox-also-plays-guitar-hero-outside-of-your-dreams]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5141392]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Guitar Hero]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[not news]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Wii]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:20:02 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5141392&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt" href="http://kotaku.com/5102246/tim-schafer-caught-wearing-a-brutal-legend-shirt" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt" alt="Click here to read Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/12/mentim.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				We haven't done a Kotaku Stalku in <i>ages</i>. That makes us think, hey, we should do one! Good thing reader Jaime sent us this picture and note:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5102246/tim-schafer-caught-wearing-a-brutal-legend-shirt" title="Click here to read more about Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5102246/tim-schafer-caught-wearing-a-brutal-legend-shirt]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5102246]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[brutal legend]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Tim Schafer]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5102246&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries" href="http://kotaku.com/5065750/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-dude-huge-cries" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries" alt="Click here to read This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/10/dudecry.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				You know Dude Huge likes the Lancers. The blood, the gravelly voices, the <em>destroyed beauty</em>. But do you know what he likes to listen to? What he kicks his feet up to after a hard day's puppy eating/Larry Hryb chainsawing/developing? Let's find out! The Dude's Zune profile has his favourite songs listed, and amongst the picks are <em>Welcome to the Jungle</em>, <em>Paint it Black</em> and, yes, Prince's <em>When Doves Cry</em>. I love that song. I love everyone who loves that song. Don't make me chase you, Dude Huge. Even doves have pride.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5065750/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-dude-huge-cries" title="Click here to read more about This Is What It Sounds Like When Dude Huge Cries">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5065750/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-dude-huge-cries]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5065750]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Dude Huge]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Prince]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Zune]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Plunkett]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5065750&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA" href="http://kotaku.com/5063480/rumor-ric-flair-bear-suit-spotted-at-ea-la" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA" alt="Click here to read Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/10/ric_flair_eala.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Sources deep within the EA borders tells us that professional wrestler Ric Flair and a guy in a bear suit were spotted at the EA Los Angeles gym earlier today. According to the report, "Ric Flair and a guy in a bear suit are currently filming something in the EA Los Angeles gym." See? Exactly what we said.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5063480/rumor-ric-flair-bear-suit-spotted-at-ea-la" title="Click here to read more about Rumor: Ric Flair, Bear Suit Spotted At EA LA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5063480/rumor-ric-flair-bear-suit-spotted-at-ea-la]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5063480]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Guy in a bear suit]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Red Alert 3]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[ric flair]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Rumor]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5063480&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED" href="http://kotaku.com/5021334/the-shocking-coffee+drinking-habits-of-valve-exposed" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED" alt="Click here to read The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/07/00/3e/003e967c7c2384189eb6e1603125620c.jpg"/>
						<span class="play_icon"></span>					</a></div>
									</div>
				It's OK, everyone. Developers drink coffee too! While filming a vox pop piece in Seattle on the closure of 600 Starbucks stores across the US, local news channel KING5 inadvertently got the scoop on not only where Valve get their coffee, but who's allowed out for coffee runs and even what everyone drinks. As you can see, Gabe Newell <em>does not fuck around</em>, clutching what looks like a Venti Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino. A mysterious "other guy" keeps things straight with a Grande Espresso Macchiato, while Doug Lombardi - who is surprised, but not <em>shocked</em> at the closures - doubles up on beverages, while lying on camera that it's for a "co-worker" to make him feel better about his cheeky afternoon "seconds".				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5021334/the-shocking-coffee+drinking-habits-of-valve-exposed" title="Click here to read more about The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5021334/the-shocking-coffee+drinking-habits-of-valve-exposed]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5021334]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Clips]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Valve]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Plunkett]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5021334&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?" href="http://kotaku.com/5021331/george-romero-clueless-about-dead-rising" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?" alt="Click here to read George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/07/aa/f8/aaf813e86a9d43ff350f3b7f7ea7f593.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Back in late February, we <a href="http://kotaku.com/360744/capcom-sued-over-dead-rising">brought word</a> of a <i>Dead Rising</i> lawsuit. Capcom was being sued over the game by the MKR Group, which holds the rights to George Romerso's <i>Dawn of the Dead</i> film. MKR claimed that <i>Dead Rising</i> was essentially an unlicensed adaptation of the Romero film. Over the weekend, George Romero appeared at the <a href="http://www.flashbackweekend.com/index.shtml">Chicago Horror Convention</a>, and Kotaku reader Tyler was on hand to get his copy of <i>Dead Rising</i> autographed by the famed horror director. According to Tyler:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5021331/george-romero-clueless-about-dead-rising" title="Click here to read more about George Romero Clueless About Dead Rising?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5021331/george-romero-clueless-about-dead-rising]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5021331]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Capcom]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Dead Rising]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[George Romero]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Legal]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Rumor]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5021331&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)" href="http://kotaku.com/5012428/meeting-kojima-only-signing-sleeves-no-pics-allowed" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)" alt="Click here to read Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/06/6a/30/small_6a30e3a79e75d76b9282c989673ff327.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 So the <i>Metal Gear Solid</i> World Tour has kicked off! And how was it? Kotaku reader Ninjax blogs:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5012428/meeting-kojima-only-signing-sleeves-no-pics-allowed" title="Click here to read more about Meeting Kojima (Only Signing Sleeves, No Pics Allowed)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/5012428/meeting-kojima-only-signing-sleeves-no-pics-allowed]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-5012428]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Hideo Kojima]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Metal Gear Solid 4]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Mgs4]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Playstation 3]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[PS3]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Uk]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5012428&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Uwe Boll Can Write His Name]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Can Write His Name" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Can Write His Name" href="http://kotaku.com/375995/uwe-boll-can-write-his-name" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Can Write His Name" alt="Click here to read Uwe Boll Can Write His Name" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/04/small_0403082132a.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Reader Vincent took one for the team. He not only met Uwe Boll, but also saw the <a href="http://kotaku.com/372403/catch-an-early-screening-of-postal">early sneak</a> <i>Postal</i> screening. In the same night. Reader Vincent sounds like a total masochist! According to reader Vincent, the movie is a "decent homage" to the game and "decently funny." Writes reader Vincent:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/375995/uwe-boll-can-write-his-name" title="Click here to read more about Uwe Boll Can Write His Name">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/375995/uwe-boll-can-write-his-name]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-375995]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Postal]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Uwe Boll]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:00:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=375995&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants.]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants." href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants." href="http://kotaku.com/364507/toshihiro-nagoshi-dirty-pants" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants." alt="Click here to read Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants." src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/03/small_bellamynagoshi.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 <i>Super Monkey Ball</i>. <i>Yakuza</i>. Brown awesomeness. Those are three things that SEGA game designer and fashion plate <a href="http://kotaku.com/tag/toshihiro-nagoshi/">Toshihiro Nagoshi</a> is best known for. His latest game <i>Ryu Ga Gotoku KENZAN!</i> (aka <i>Yakuza 3</i>) was released today in Japan. Commenter Bellamy sends this good ol' fashioned Kotaku Stalku:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/364507/toshihiro-nagoshi-dirty-pants" title="Click here to read more about Toshihiro Nagoshi? Dirty Pants.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/364507/toshihiro-nagoshi-dirty-pants]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-364507]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[ryu ga gotoku kenzan!]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sega]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Super Monkey Ball]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Tokyo]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Toshihiro Nagoshi]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Yakuza]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:40:37 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=364507&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Peeing Next to Bill Gates]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Peeing Next to Bill Gates" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Peeing Next to Bill Gates" href="http://kotaku.com/341893/peeing-next-to-bill-gates" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Peeing Next to Bill Gates" alt="Click here to read Peeing Next to Bill Gates" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2008/01/small_billgateshooters.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 So Bill Gates gave his last keynote. End of an era! But what about the man? Some of you would like to know <i>more</i>. We've run loads of creepy KotakuStalku posts, but this has to be one of the creepier. (Oh goodie!) France's most famous blogger Loic Le Meur dishes to Shiny Shiny's Kat about the time he took a whiz next to Microsoft honcho Bill Gates at another conference. Le Meur says:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/341893/peeing-next-to-bill-gates" title="Click here to read more about Peeing Next to Bill Gates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/341893/peeing-next-to-bill-gates]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-341893]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Bill Gates]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Ces]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Rumor]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:00:05 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=341893&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Yuji Naka Spied At E For All]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Yuji Naka Spied At E For All" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Yuji Naka Spied At E For All" href="http://kotaku.com/313691/yuji-naka-spied-at-e-for-all" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Yuji Naka Spied At E For All" alt="Click here to read Yuji Naka Spied At E For All" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/10/small_yuji_naka_e4a.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Caught roaming the South Hall at this weekend's E For All expo, former Sonic Team head honcho Yuji Naka spent a good portion of his time cruising the Into The Pixel exhibition, looking for something to occupy his time. If you take a look at Naka's badge, you'll see he's there as a regular Joe, not attending under the name of his development company PROPE, nor as a guest of one of the exhibitors. So, what exactly was Naka doing there? He wouldn't say, unfortunately, and kept mum on what PROPE's plans were, simply opting to enjoy the show.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/313691/yuji-naka-spied-at-e-for-all" title="Click here to read more about Yuji Naka Spied At E For All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/313691/yuji-naka-spied-at-e-for-all]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-313691]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[e for all]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Prope]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sega]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sonic the Hedgehog]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[yuji naka]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=313691&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing" href="http://kotaku.com/299394/castlevania-producer-whips-it-out-at-signing" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing" alt="Click here to read Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/09/small_igawhipsitout.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Don't let the silly head gear and the goofy whip fool you. Koji "IGA" Igarashi is a serious man. He's dedicated his life to <i>Castlevania</i>. Just take a look at his <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/tgs06/tgs06-koji-igarashis-business-card-+-serious-business-202858.php">business card</a>! Kotakuite <a href="http://kotaku.com/commenter/torokun/">Torokun</a> was in attendance and brings word that folks started lining up at around 2:00PM for a <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/meet-n.-greet/hob-nob-with-castlevania-producer-koji-igarashi-297795.php">signing last night</a>. The cover for upcoming PSP title <i>Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles</i> was passed at as well for IGA to sign. That after the jump.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/299394/castlevania-producer-whips-it-out-at-signing" title="Click here to read more about Castlevania Producer Whips It Out At Signing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/299394/castlevania-producer-whips-it-out-at-signing]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-299394]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Castlevania]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Iga]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Koji Igarashi]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Konami]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[PSP]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:00:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=299394&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather" href="http://kotaku.com/gc07/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">gc07</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather" href="http://kotaku.com/293494/hideo-igarashi-doak-gather" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather" alt="Click here to read Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/08/small_img375-thumb.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				<a href="http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/08/img375.jpg"></a>One of the big draw backs of Games Convention is that it is virtually impossible to get a direct flight here. To get to the Leipzig airport you pretty much have to fly to either Munich or Frankfurt. I flew into Frankfurt and then had a leisurely seven hour lay-over that I killed by blowing ungodly amounts of money on robotic roulette, reading and posting on the site.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/293494/hideo-igarashi-doak-gather" title="Click here to read more about Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/293494/hideo-igarashi-doak-gather]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-293494]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[gc07]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[morbid]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Top]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:00:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=293494&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum" href="http://kotaku.com/293013/we-have-secured-phil-harrisons-chewing-gum" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum" alt="Click here to read We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/08/small_phil_harrisons_gum.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				We were hesitant to post this, but we can now reveal that we have indeed secured Sony Worldwide Studios bald boss man Phil Harrison's minty fresh chewing gum and have it in our possession. This shot, confirmation of the gum's retrieval from a clean ashtray at our makeshift workspace at SCEE's press conference, was taken just moments after Phil deftly dropped it between our empties. We've already sent the sample to Kotaku Labs to root out traces of Phil's DNA. We plan on creating an army of miniature well-spoken, high-level Sony executives to do our bidding&mdash;i.e. updating our PLAYSTATION 3 firmware every few weeks and tending to the collected dust on its piano black finish.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/293013/we-have-secured-phil-harrisons-chewing-gum" title="Click here to read more about We Have Secured Phil Harrison's Chewing Gum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/293013/we-have-secured-phil-harrisons-chewing-gum]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-293013]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[gc07]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Phil Harrison]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Scee]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sony]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[this is absolutely news]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:40:39 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=293013&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell" href="http://kotaku.com/290414/dude-met-uwe-boll-and-lived-to-tell" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell" alt="Click here to read Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/08/small_P1070317.JPG"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Kotakuite Trencher has done us and humanity a huge favor. He met "filmmaker" Uwe Boll, so we don't have to. After getting free tickets from his local comic book shop, Trencher attended the Canadian <i>Postal</i> premiere. What did he think of the flick? "I definitely wouldn't put this on my 'must see' list," Trencher writes, "but it's a good movie to see with a bunch of buddies or a large 'geek' crowd." More, importantly, how was Boll? He tell you to go fuck your mom? Punch you in the chopper? Trencher writes:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/290414/dude-met-uwe-boll-and-lived-to-tell" title="Click here to read more about Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/290414/dude-met-uwe-boll-and-lived-to-tell]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-290414]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Postal]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Uwe Boll]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:00:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=290414&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To" href="http://kotaku.com/bolled-over/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">bolledover</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To" href="http://kotaku.com/287611/meet-uwe-boll-so-we-dont-have-to" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To" alt="Click here to read Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/08/small_duckuwebollredshirt.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Live in Wisconsin? Heard of Uwe Boll? If you answered "yes" to that, then maybe, just maybe, you can help us. From October 26-28, film festival It Came From Lake Michigan 2007! Best part: Uwe Boll will be there. In person, even! That means, you could actually go up to him and <i>talk</i> to him. Prefect for quality Kotaku Stalku! Anyone who does happen to meet Boll, please ask chowderhead if he plans on making the following games into movies:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/287611/meet-uwe-boll-so-we-dont-have-to" title="Click here to read more about Meet Uwe Boll So We Don't Have To">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/287611/meet-uwe-boll-so-we-dont-have-to]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-287611]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[bolled over]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Uwe Boll]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:00:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=287611&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Inafune Up Close]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
									</div>
				 So today, <i>Mega Man</i>/<i>Dead Rising</i>/<i>Lost Planet</i> dude Keiji Inafune made <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/reminder/mega-mans-inafune-in-nyc-today-286843.php">an appearance</a> at the GameStop on Broadway in New York City. Kotakuite Samuel was the <i>first</i> in line, getting there way before anyone else and worrying about whether anyone would actually save his place should he need to take a leak. Being the first in line meant that he'd have first crack at Inafune &mdash; perhaps catch him off-guard and ask him when they're going to start making <i>Dead Rising 2</i>. He'd never see that one coming! Samuel writes:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/287075/inafune-up-close" title="Click here to read more about Inafune Up Close">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/287075/inafune-up-close]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-287075]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Capcom]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Coolness]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[inafune]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:00:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=287075&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us" href="http://kotaku.com/283703/uwe-boll-lives-and-breathes-among-us" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us" alt="Click here to read Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/07/small_uwebollredshirt.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Uwe Boll is not a figment of your imagination or a piece of undigested pork. He is very real. If his shoddy motion pictures are not proof enough, then listen to Kotakuite Dane:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/283703/uwe-boll-lives-and-breathes-among-us" title="Click here to read more about Uwe Boll Lives and Breathes Among Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/283703/uwe-boll-lives-and-breathes-among-us]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-283703]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Comic-con]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Uwe Boll]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:00:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=283703&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[All The Stars At Activision's Conference]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read All The Stars At Activision's Conference" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read All The Stars At Activision's Conference" href="http://kotaku.com/277526/all-the-stars-at-activisions-conference" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read All The Stars At Activision's Conference" alt="Click here to read All The Stars At Activision's Conference" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/07/small_IMG_4011WTMK.JPG"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				There were a lot of famous people at the Activision press conference (other than me). Jamie Kennedy hosted the show, while we saw bonus appearances from Tony Hawk, Stan Lee and Slash. It was like an episode of The Surreal Life, but...no, it was just like an episode of The Surreal Life. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/277526/all-the-stars-at-activisions-conference" title="Click here to read more about All The Stars At Activision's Conference">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/277526/all-the-stars-at-activisions-conference]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-277526]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Activision]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:05:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Wilson]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=277526&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!" href="http://kotaku.com/lost-planet/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">lostplanet</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!" href="http://kotaku.com/227606/two-lost-planet-signings-yes-two" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!" alt="Click here to read Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/01/small_inafunesignging.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      Capcom just rang the rusty old Kotaku mailbox, sending word that there won't be <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/keiji-inafune/inafune-signing-copies-of-lost-planet-226865.php">one</a> <i>Lost Planet</i> signings, but two! From the email:				<a href="http://kotaku.com/227606/two-lost-planet-signings-yes-two" title="Click here to read more about Two Lost Planet Signings. Yes, TWO!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/227606/two-lost-planet-signings-yes-two]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-227606]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Lost Planet]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Capcom]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Coolness]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[keiji inafune]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Us]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:22:27 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=227606&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi" href="http://kotaku.com/rez/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">rez</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi" href="http://kotaku.com/221405/kotaku-stalku-i-finally-touch-mizuguchi" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi" alt="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/12/small_me_with_the_miz.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Not sure if you recall, but I was supposed to attend the Spike VGAs this weekend. What follows is the harrowing, should've-been-posted-on-Livejournal tale of my brief flirtation with a video game award show.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/221405/kotaku-stalku-i-finally-touch-mizuguchi" title="Click here to read more about Kotaku Stalku: I Finally Touch Mizuguchi">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/221405/kotaku-stalku-i-finally-touch-mizuguchi]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-221405]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Rez]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Cliffyb]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Lumines]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Mizuguchi]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Spike TV]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:40:42 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=221405&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls" href="http://kotaku.com/locoroco/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">locoroco</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls" href="http://kotaku.com/220987/kotaku-stalku-locoroco-creator-caught-drawing-on-walls" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls" alt="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/12/small_kounodrawingonstuff.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      You're in Vienna. Your big time PSP game is getting a <a href="http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/blog/index.php/2006/12/11/loco-roco-christmas-stage-instructions-included/">Christmas</a> touch-up. How do you celebrate? Deface property! And then after that, scribble on small Austrian children. Here's super nice Tsutomo Kouno inking out a scene on a display at Subotron Shop, a retro-gaming and game culture shop in Vienna. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span> 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/220987/kotaku-stalku-locoroco-creator-caught-drawing-on-walls" title="Click here to read more about Kotaku Stalku: LocoRoco Creator Caught Drawing On Walls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/220987/kotaku-stalku-locoroco-creator-caught-drawing-on-walls]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-220987]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Locoroco]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Austria]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[PSP]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sony]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:21:03 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=220987&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview" href="http://kotaku.com/kratos/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kratos</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview" href="http://kotaku.com/219174/jaffe-fine-with-pboy-mansion-interview" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview" alt="Click here to read Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/12/small_kratosbq0.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      David Jaffe is quite quickly becoming, for me, the game developer's Everyman. He's neurotic, gets drunks and spouts off and seemingly spends a disproportionate amount of time worrying over what other people think of him. And by other people I don't mean his bosses or his equals, no I mean you, the gamer.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/219174/jaffe-fine-with-pboy-mansion-interview" title="Click here to read more about Jaffe Fine With PBoy Mansion Interview">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/219174/jaffe-fine-with-pboy-mansion-interview]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-219174]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kratos]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[David Jaffe]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[drunken interviewing technique]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[God Of War 2]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[god of war 3]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:20:26 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=219174&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Jallard, Wear That Wig!]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Jallard, Wear That Wig!" href="http://kotaku.com/jallard/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">jallard</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Jallard, Wear That Wig!" href="http://kotaku.com/217801/jallard-wear-that-wig" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Jallard, Wear That Wig!" alt="Click here to read Jallard, Wear That Wig!" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/11/small_oldjallard.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      Microsoft's J Allard isn't only too cool for periods and shift keys, but also hair. Even fake hair is too cool for J. And when manly things like HONOR and PRIDE are on the line, J says "meh."				<a href="http://kotaku.com/217801/jallard-wear-that-wig" title="Click here to read more about Jallard, Wear That Wig!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/217801/jallard-wear-that-wig]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-217801]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[jallard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[hd allard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[J Allard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:22:15 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=217801&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party" href="http://kotaku.com/kotaku-stalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party" href="http://kotaku.com/210658/kotaku-stalku-cliffy-b-mark-rein-and-lindsay-lohan-at-gears-of-war-party" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party" alt="Click here to read Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/10/small_396-Party_13_122_383lo.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      God, can you imagine this being your life? Imagine that you're a vapid, stuck-up quasi-celebrity, a media whore. You have no talent except a panache for fashion, a pretty smile and the inexplicable attention of photographers and journalists, yet you some actually manage earn a living showing up parties, smiling prettily for the camera and pretending to be nice to creeps and perverts. Wouldn't you just be filled with self-loathing? 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/210658/kotaku-stalku-cliffy-b-mark-rein-and-lindsay-lohan-at-gears-of-war-party" title="Click here to read more about Kotaku Stalku: Cliffy B, Mark Rein and Lindsay Lohan at Gears of War Party">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/210658/kotaku-stalku-cliffy-b-mark-rein-and-lindsay-lohan-at-gears-of-war-party]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-210658]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[360]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Cliffy B]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Gears Of War]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Mark Reign]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:40:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[brownlee2]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=210658&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[KotakuStalku: Jaffe You're Not Pretentious]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      The front row is still empty.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/209302/kotakustalku-jaffe-youre-not-pretentious" title="Click here to read more about KotakuStalku: Jaffe You're Not Pretentious">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/209302/kotakustalku-jaffe-youre-not-pretentious]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-209302]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[criminal crackdown]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[David Jaffe]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[gd06]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kratos]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[PS3]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[ramble]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[stalky]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Top]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:00:27 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=209302&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Capcom On Clover Closing]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Capcom On Clover Closing" href="http://kotaku.com/mikami/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">mikami</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Capcom On Clover Closing" href="http://kotaku.com/207287/capcom-on-clover-closing" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Capcom On Clover Closing" alt="Click here to read Capcom On Clover Closing" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/10/small_shinjiandinaba.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      Capcom has supplied game site Next Generation with a Q&A which hopefully clear up some of the confusion (and heartbreak) regarding Clover Studio's shuttering. Capcom states that the subsidiary was liquidated because it would be better to have all the R&D resources in a single company. The fifteen staff members still working in Clover Studio will be transfered to Capcom R&D. Moreover, all the Clover copyrights will revert to Capcom. 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/207287/capcom-on-clover-closing" title="Click here to read more about Capcom On Clover Closing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/207287/capcom-on-clover-closing]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-207287]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Mikami]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Capcom]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Clover]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[inaba]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:22:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=207287&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot" href="http://kotaku.com/kotakustalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot" href="http://kotaku.com/205068/kotakustalku-cliffyb-and-jade-still-hot" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot" alt="Click here to read KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/dbc5cb84f61297b933dc7ea18f9c9aa5.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
<div class="FloatHack"></div>
Snapped and sent our way, that's producer <a href="http://www.g4tv.com/electricplayground/features/51427/Jade_Raymond_QA.html">Jade Raymond</a> (<i>Assassin's Creed</i>) and game designer <a href="http://www.cliffyb.com/">CliffyB</a> (<i>Gears of War</i>) backstage at X06. Young and pretty, working on killer titles and proud owners of good dental hygiene. Yep, we're insanely jealous.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/205068/kotakustalku-cliffyb-and-jade-still-hot" title="Click here to read more about KotakuStalku: CliffyB and Jade, Still Hot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/205068/kotakustalku-cliffyb-and-jade-still-hot]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-205068]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Cliffyb]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Epic]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Gears Of War]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[jade raymond]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotaku Stalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Original]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Ubisoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[x06]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:22:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=205068&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow" href="http://kotaku.com/x06/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">x06</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow" href="http://kotaku.com/203609/stalking-major-nelson-x06-liveblog-shadow" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow" alt="Click here to read Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/09/small_x06bar.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      Major Nelson was able to find some WiFi and is crouched backstage of X06. He promises to attempt a liveblog of the event, so I'll be following his comments and posting them here with my own thought(less)ful prose. Keep it here for live stuff.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/203609/stalking-major-nelson-x06-liveblog-shadow" title="Click here to read more about Stalking Major Nelson: X06 Liveblog Shadow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/203609/stalking-major-nelson-x06-liveblog-shadow]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-203609]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[x06]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Liveblogging]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Major Nelson]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:40:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=203609&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls" href="http://kotaku.com/j-allard/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">jallard</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls" href="http://kotaku.com/202774/tgs06-j-please-stop-blocking-our-phone-calls" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls" alt="Click here to read TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/09/small_mikeandj.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      When Microsoft's eXtreme hipster J Allard said we were <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/j-allard/j-allard-on-kotaku-creepy-200758.php">"kinda creepy,"</a> he had underestimated us. We are totally creepy. There are four of us staking out four different hotels in the greater Tokyo area, waiting for a glimpse of J's shiny noggin, searching for the scent of his pricey trainers. Mike, thought he had found Allard, only to have his heart broken. Repeatedly. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span>  				<a href="http://kotaku.com/202774/tgs06-j-please-stop-blocking-our-phone-calls" title="Click here to read more about TGS06: J, Please Stop Blocking Our Phone Calls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/202774/tgs06-j-please-stop-blocking-our-phone-calls]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-202774]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[J Allard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[dood]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Extreme]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[hoodie]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sneakers]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Zune]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:22:23 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=202774&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega" href="http://kotaku.com/kotakustalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega" href="http://kotaku.com/202460/tgs06-kotakustalku-doa-creator-snooping-about-sega" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega" alt="Click here to read TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/09/DSCF5873.JPG"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				Don't let the dark sunglasses and leather jacket fool you, Tecmo's Tomonobu Itagaki has a soft spot for gaming. And what kind of games does he like? He likes fighting games. And what kind of fighting games does he like? Well, you know. Earlier today, he was spotted checking out <i>Virtua Fighter 5</i> and sneering around the Sega booth audibly. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span> 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/202460/tgs06-kotakustalku-doa-creator-snooping-about-sega" title="Click here to read more about TGS06 KotakuStalku: DoA Creator Snooping About Sega">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/202460/tgs06-kotakustalku-doa-creator-snooping-about-sega]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-202460]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Deadoralive]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Jubblies]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Tecmo]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Tgs06]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:22:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=202460&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[J Allard On Kotaku: "Creepy"]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read J Allard On Kotaku: &quot;Creepy&quot;" href="http://kotaku.com/j-allard/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">jallard</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read J Allard On Kotaku: &quot;Creepy&quot;" href="http://kotaku.com/200758/j-allard-on-kotaku-creepy" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read J Allard On Kotaku: &quot;Creepy&quot;" alt="Click here to read J Allard On Kotaku: &quot;Creepy&quot;" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/09/small_jallardsface.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      
      We like J ("No Period") Allard. A lot. At E3, we made sure to book the <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/kotaku-stalku-wheres-j-allard-with-waldo-172716.php">same hotel</a> and followed him closely. For days. When he gained weight and started to look like <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/kotakustalku-j-allard-weight-watch-189269.php">Uncle Fester</a>, we worried. So we were so OMG jealous when Gizmodo's Brian Lam interviewed the eXtreme dude on Microsoft's new music player. We did what anyone would and immediately scanned the interview for the part where J talked about us: 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/200758/j-allard-on-kotaku-creepy" title="Click here to read more about J Allard On Kotaku: "Creepy"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/200758/j-allard-on-kotaku-creepy]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-200758]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[J Allard]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Zune]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:22:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=200758&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R" href="http://kotaku.com/kotakustalku/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">kotakustalku</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R" href="http://kotaku.com/196930/kotakustalku-mary-ann-from-gilligans-island-is-a-g4m3r" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R" alt="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/08/small_225774341_772480511b.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    
          

      Godfree from <a href="http://www.gamertagradio.com">Gamertag Radio</a> swung by a Major League Gaming dealio in Orland, Florida, where he kicked it with pro gamers and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Wells">Dawn Wells</a>, AKA Mary Ann from <i>Gilligan's Island</i>  . Why was Mary Ann marooned  at this MGA event? She's muttered something about a "three hour tour" and refused to tell how the Professor could make radios out of coconuts and where Ginger kept all her evening gowns. <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span> 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/196930/kotakustalku-mary-ann-from-gilligans-island-is-a-g4m3r" title="Click here to read more about KotakuStalku: Mary Ann From Gilligan's Island Is a G4M3R">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/196930/kotakustalku-mary-ann-from-gilligans-island-is-a-g4m3r]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-196930]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[gilligan's island]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[mary ann]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Mlg]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Retro]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:20:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=196930&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs" href="http://kotaku.com/top/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">top</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs" href="http://kotaku.com/195438/gallery-of-game-greats-autographs" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs" alt="Click here to read Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/08/small_sign_miyamoto.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      Here, a Japanese gamer has assembled his collection of gaming great's signatures for all to see (gallery after the jump). Included are the likes of Mario maker Shigeru Miyamoto, Sonic creator Yuji Naka, Hudson's human mascot <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/japanese-game-execs-finger-exercises-184843.php">Takahashi Meijin</a>, Namco founder Masaya Nakamura and Nintendo's resident odd-ball <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/nintendo/seen-at-e306-mysterious-leopard-print-man-plays-wii-173335.php">Benimaru Itoh</a>! 				<a href="http://kotaku.com/195438/gallery-of-game-greats-autographs" title="Click here to read more about Gallery of Game Greats' Autographs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/195438/gallery-of-game-greats-autographs]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-195438]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Top]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Autographs]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[E306]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Hudson]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Namco]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Shigeru Miyamoto]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sonic]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[takahashi meijin]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[yuji naka]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:22:09 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=195438&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker" href="http://kotaku.com/celeb/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">celeb</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker" href="http://kotaku.com/192976/kotakustalku-hulk-hogan-in-pikachu-shocker" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker" alt="Click here to read KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/08/small_hulkpokemon.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				
        <div class="FloatHack"></div>
    

      This must be one of the signs of the apocalypse. Wrestler <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan">Hulk Hogan</a> hosted Pokemon Day in New York's Bryant Park. The event featured playable demos of upcoming Pokemon DS games and adults wearing funny costumes. What's next Hulk Machine, birthday parties? <span class="byline">Brian Ashcraft</span>				<a href="http://kotaku.com/192976/kotakustalku-hulk-hogan-in-pikachu-shocker" title="Click here to read more about KotakuStalku: Hulk Hogan in Pikachu Shocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://kotaku.com/192976/kotakustalku-hulk-hogan-in-pikachu-shocker]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[Kotaku-192976]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Celeb]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Ds]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Kotakustalku]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Omg]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:22:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=192976&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

