Yeah, I know we're gonna get about thirty-leb'm-million-thousand Skyrim entries with this, but let's go for it anyway, because watermelon armor is awesome, and even more awesome when you 'shop it into a video game.
Earlier this week, Bash informed us of the craze, in China, of dressing children in the rind of delicious summertime fruit. The picture of the kid with the Magneto helmet, sword and watermelon codpiece makes me laugh every time. Can we possibly make that funnier? We will, or we will die trying.