Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Last week I challenged the master image manipulators of our readership to design the E3 2014 signage they'd like to see. I guarantee what they've come up with is better than the real thing.

Here's what's going on on the outside of the LA Convention Center right now, via Attack of the Fanboy:

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

How boring. Not one explosion with Nintendo's Satoru Iwata walking away from it in slow-motion, as in this week's winning entry from Deemenator. Reality, cursed to forever be bested by dreams. Hell, in reality Iwata isn't even making it to the show this year. A good look at the next big Zelda game, on the other hand — that could still happen.

In fact, anything could happen, except for any of our standout entries making it to the top of the convention center this year. What a pity.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Cheddarface — because every Watch Hogs reference is golden.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

CheekyDesign — for going over the advertising budget.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

RickyTheVoice — for bannerception.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Bashi — because it deserves it.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Ntbusso — the reason DLC, only $2.99.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Kcity — because I just got the joke

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

toolsoldier — because it really did.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

FazerGS — though I am pretty sure that name is retired forever.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

DudeGirlz — for making me glad I'm staying home again.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

FabulousNickname — Nooooooooooooo!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Railgun — because sure, why not?

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

MrRainbowRoad — because it does, technically.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

marrOw — because I'd still buy it.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Nick Gapp — because I did not expect this.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

curugon — for pumping up the jam.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Major Salty — because I was mean to Watch Dogs.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Turbolence88 — for Jalopnik's sake.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

bafarlamu11 — OMG Putt Putt!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Chury Sanson — because some of us get it.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

FoeJRed — for a pronounced lack of faith.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, can into — for reals.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Nick M — because he would die.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Brandon0151 — because that body is always ready.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

GiantBoyDetective — because we needed this.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

arniejolt — because that is no Happy Meal.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

[A] — because nothing changed.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

MrDeadScott — because one day...

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Ganonthegreat1 — for the birds.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

sciteach — because I am pretty sure it was just like this.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

azureguy — for fanning the flames.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

trixster90 — because that's what it would take.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Greg The Mad — for being the sanest one here.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

MasterChef_117 — for almost getting the German right.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

uscg_pa — SHARKS!!!!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Aryn — for diversity and equality, like they said.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

theomeganerd — stop making us cry.

and finally...

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

Deemenator — for the win!