Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Last week I asked our Photoshop-savvy readers for live-action Sonic The Hedgehog. They gave me gold.

Sorry, Sony, but there's no way your live-action/animated Sonic movie will be half as entertaining as these winning entries. I've not laughed out loud this many times since I started running the weekly Kotaku 'Shop Contest. Seriously, my sides hurt.

The overwhelming hilarity and absurdity made it incredibly hard to pick a winner this week, so I gathered a group of potential winners, and let my wife decide. My wife, the Wes Anderson fan. Antoineandtheblows really lucked out with that decision. Just a simple word swap, a few pasted bits, and bam.

As for the rest of this week's winners — I'm sure I'd enjoy each of these more than whatever Sony comes up with. Excellent job, my friends.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

William Harvey — for the nightmares.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

[A] — for making me look this up.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Cutthroat Bill — for doing Forrest Gump

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Huenchu — for going the extra mile (fast)

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Nick-o-lass — because it almost fits.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Bizwax — for Bill Murray's best screen performance

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Ginger Snap — because all they'd need is foam heads

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Clutchy — though he's anything but usual

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Danihound — because this would be an improvement

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

uscg_pa — because I want this now, dammit

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

JustWaitingForAMate — for another movie I'd probably enjoy

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

ahoihoi — for kicking it old school

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Iconoclast24 — for I too would like to see this movie

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

HookHandCarDoor — for making me remember this movie was a thing

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Cartoonivore — first time's the charm

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Septemtriones — for the sheer what the fuck?

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Chrury Sanson — because I am pretty sure this is what the actual movie will be

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

kflebeda — nicely done!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

SonicWarriorTJ — for being so subtle

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

NinostheBOSS — for almost, but not quite

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

CheekyDesign — for blue Uma chest

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Gretnablue — for setting the mood

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

turtlejosh — for getting Sonic married

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Alex — wasn't this already a real movie?

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

RickyTheVoice — for appropriate use of twisted Sonic

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

GiantBoyDetective — because he had a plan. He had a plan.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Arch Duke Maxyenko — for the beef

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

arniejolt — because I know why he chose which head went where

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Saulsalsa — for getting it right the second time

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Dylan Sunkel — for the placement of that spring platform alone

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

F50!! — for the enthusiasm

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

MrDeadScott — because I just now got it

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

sciteach — because that hat looks awfully silly

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Tom Bomb — for making me all misty-eyed

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

curugon — for a movie starring Zak Efron, Rihanna and Sir Ben Kingsly

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

SubieRoo — for keeping the dream alive

And finally...

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: Winners!

Antoineandtheblows — for the win

Come back tomorrow for another exciting contest, and perhaps I'll finally get around to that other thing folks keep asking about.