Dude! What the hell is that growing on your face?! Oh, this? It's a fungal infection. I've got some Absorbine Jr. I can put—No, dude, I'm talking about that nasty-ass Pac-Man on your cheek!
The misadventures of Mr. Pac-Man Beard Fail and the kid who got Super Mario shaved into his head provided the grist for our latest Kotaku 'Shop Contest. We've got 15 great finalists, name-checking Hitman and Deadpool, calling back to The Villager and Far Cry, and ruining someone's wedding picture. But the overall No. 1 goes to MrSchaffner. Congrats! We'll see everyone back here tomorrow for another contest.