Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Last week's discovery of the for-some-reason-fabled E.T. landfill was so exciting I completely forgot it happened. Imagine my surprise as I prepare to post the winners of last week's 'Shop Contest and discover 20 million entries based on the subject. Luckily for my sanity, there can be only a couple dozen.

This week's overall winner by a landslide of little clicky stars — not how I normally judge, but it seemed appropriate for this one — is Kcity's complete reversal of concept.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

I'd like to think that somewhere, on a distant alien planet, there is an alien version of me sitting in front of his computer, surfing alien porn instead of doing his work.

Never Google alien porn. Wow. That was a huge mistake.

I shall now cleanse my mind of what I've just seen with the runners-up, a glorious cavalcade of the good kind of dirty pictures.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

JAMS — For being incredibly subtle.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

ahoihoi — for wishful thinking.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

sciteach — for the memories.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Nude_Eskimo — because Boba Fett was delicious.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

halfbeast — for the minerals.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Metalive — because we pretty much had to.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

arniejolt — for breaking more of the bad.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Brandon0151 — for easy pickings.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Orionsangel — For making everyone cry.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Bwgmon — because I wish.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Mike Irizari — for high-priced artwork.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Petethepanda — for the poor, neglected Ouya.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

0035 — for the Coulson. Always the Coulson.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

JustWaitingForAMate — for the redistricting.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

uscg_pa — for the little silhouette-a of an alien.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

GiantBoyDetective — for keeping it indie.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Bebop — because there's still no life on Mars.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Rickalicious — because I had wondered where they'd gotten off to.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Contrarianator — because celebration was in order.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Nude_Eskimo — because I don't usually pick two from one person.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

curugon — because now I have the feels.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

shmuga9 — because all the anger.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

MrDeadScott — because I did hear that.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

NellChan — because I'd love to dig those up.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

mazster — for the grail!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

zombieappreciation — for being all sketchy.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

kflebeda — because that's the best word ever.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

JeffshouldBhere — because of course that's where it is.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Marusame — for the ponies, of course.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Chaos440 — hahahahahahahaha.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

AnnaMayBelle — for urban legend-ception.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

SubieRoo — because we loved you, Bob Hoskins.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

ilinus — for slipping the tongue in there.

And that's all, folks! If your entry didn't make the cut, it doesn't mean it wasn't good — it just means there were a whole hell of a lot of entries.

Join us tomorrow morning for the next installment of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest — it'll be far out.