Woah. That's just...woah. But as the little Colonel Sanders character notes, it seems hard to use.
If that wasn't enough (it isn't, apparently), there is also also fried chicken mouse.
And a fried chicken USB stick.
Sadly, these aren't for sale... yet. They are part of a KFC promotion in Japan, which is asking Twitter users follow the fast food chain on Twitter as well as tweet this out and use a special hashtag. KFC, it seems, will then select one lucky winner for each of these prizes.
Screw PR stunts, they should really sell these uncomfortable-looking fried chicken computer peripherals. Like, really.
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